Kris James - Ron Swanson: A Swan Song lyrics

[Intro: NK30] 1,2,1,2 Ooh, I said the mic sound nice Yeah, yeah, I said the mic sound nice OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-AH! The mic sound nice I love you mic [Verse] The nasty n***a with the knotty dreads But rap got too excited so they called the feds Because mainstream don't know what real hip-hop is New age black sheep, so you can call me Drez A&R had you gased up like petro I go old-school like Meso Or samurai roamin' like Greco Or cell phones I give you one so you can call home Next time you put toes & soles in terrordomes I defeat fake rap beef cakes over beat breaks While they road show are minstrel I'm breaking normal cycles like menstrual Eating MCs with my pencils I chew them all up with rap utensils Check it I stay complicated like kendo while they hollow stencils Ay yo, step up your credentials Also, shouts out to DOOM for the instrumental But when I'm older, I wanna buy the finer things But still make arts that touch hearts more than p**n stars with ding-a-lings When it came to life, he had a mellow style Stepped on stage more wild than Trevor Goodchild Watch out for snakes! They don't give 2 flux Leave your a** hanging like Ku Klux for Daddy Warbucks Sho'nuff! He held the mic with a cobra clutch But please, remember me when I'm gone O captain, My captain, Ron Swanson: A Swan Song! [Outro: NK30] How was that? That was crap? Well, I'll shoot you in the face! Yeah, won 1st place in a cool guy race! Yeah, I'm a cool guy like Dr. Steve Brule I went to school for...13 years I got kept back & now I'm depressed And I got big man breasts! Ooh, let me get this off my chest! Haha! Get it? It's really bad when rappers have to say "Get it?" for their rhymes cause that means they think that you're slow You know what? Y-you prove them wrong. You prove them wrong OK, I'm done