Kris Herman - No Ma'am lyrics

No ma'am I won't steal a kiss And no ma'am I won't make her cry And yes ma'am I will have her home by ten And yes sir I do well in school And yes sir both my parents work And no sir I have never fooled around With funny cigarettes Please sit down I'll take your coat Have some wine I'll clear my throat And whisper chocolate covered compliments Into your ear And as your eyelids gently close I'll place a kiss upon your cheek And you will know for sure That I'm the perfect gentleman I'll bake and cook and clean Be the man of your dreams Do whatever you want Christine But somehow girls want guys with big tatoos Guys with baseball caps and warn out shoes They want fitnessfreaks Who think and speak about themselves Guys with playboy posters on the wall Guys who consequently miss their calls Unfortunately I'm not like that at all Can I walk you to your door Well I insist, yes I ́m sure No it's not that far from where I live Ba ba babababa baby Can I have your number please Have a guess, is that a tease? Well I could try But it might be a while before I call I spend hours by the phone Dialing like a fool Till I finaly reached her mom But somehow girls want guys with big tatoos Guys with baseball caps and warn out shoes They want fitnessfreaks Who think and speak about themselves Guys with playboy posters on the wall Guys who consequently miss their calls Unfortunately I'm not like that at all Every trick in the book Got to learn Every trick in the book Got to learn Every trick in the book To get a girl hooked