Kris Evelyn - Your Girlfriend's Calendar lyrics

Your Girlfriend's Calendar Jah: Laaaaa! Josh: Jah this ain't no singing track man what the f** are you doing?!!! Jah: I f**ed your girlfriend Josh: WHAT?!! Jah: Mmmhmm [Verse] Everybody need to wear a mirror on they face Cuz y'all ain't looking like me Let me hold this 7th letter up, cuz y'all ain't looking like G's My team R.I.C.H, y'all boys need a J.O.B n***a who the f** you be? Y'all n***as way more sweeter than my ice tea Yet you figure I'd respect you, cuz you did 2 months of rapping And you figure I'd respect you cuz you did 2 weeks of trapping Cuz you did 2 hours of jail time, mama don bailed you out f** y'all dudes, all of y'all minute maid, guess who got the juice now Damn right, it's me, n***a got your ex girl with me We drunk around and round the city, til we be both got dizzy You say she a sloppy second, just because you f**ed her first How ironic cuz she was your best, cuz this chick is my worst [Hook] She can't top my bottom b**h, she can't top my bottom b**h But since I know that's your girl I'll make sure to share them bottles then That we can sip from the the D.R Then chug from the U to the N.K Check your girlfriend calendar Cuz it's might be a "cheat on you" day [Verse] She's the apple of ya eye but all I see is Georgia peaches They tapping on my shoulder asking where the f**ing weed is She don't wanna smoke no Reggie She want something that will hit her They screaming "f** Reggie" they don't even know the n***a But he lame, just like y'all. When the last time your girlfriend called? When's the last time your ex girlfriend, girlfriend's Posted my song on your wall Ain't it crazy how I got these people hands up like a stick up? You go crazy cuz she at my show that's why she never picked up Can you see my middle finger, I used that sh** on girl If the planet had a p**y, I would probably f** the world But for now I'll f** your girl, her phone buzzing like a bee We look like we playing Tetris, cuz she right on top of me [Hook] She can't top my bottom b**h, she can't top my bottom b**h But since I know that's your girl I'll make sure to share them bottles then That we can sip from the the D.R Then chug from the U to the N.K Check your girlfriend calendar Cuz it's might be a "cheat on you" day