This is a tale A tale of a young man who For many years had what he thought was a best friend But as it turns out, he was only a wolf in sheep's clothing Exploiting every misfortune the young man had against him Only to make himself look better Well this young man's had enough! And It's time to show the whole world who you truly are This ones for you buddy! HAHAHAHAHAHA! [Verse 1] Hey Steve Remember Me? (HELLO) We been best friends Since '93 Hangin' at your moms house In Cub Scouts We were the very best of pals no doubt Sleeping over each others pad Like always I'd take the floor And you'd take the bed Inseparable like two friends should Even taking a hike and playing in the woods But something went wrong Something happened to you Suddenly you were Hitler And I was the Jew Always taking the time out of your busy day To ridicule me in any way And store me away You said I'd never amount to anything no way I'd always stay right here where I lay Not like you It wasn't fame I was after So I became a rapper And this is what I gotta say [Hook] fu*k BEST FRIENDS They'll only stab you in the back fu*k BEST FRIENDS They point out every flaw that you lack fu*k BEST FRIENDS They'll never know your real pain fu*k BEST FRIENDS They only use it for their gain fu*k BEST FRIENDS They'll only stab you in the back fu*k BEST FRIENDS They point out every flaw that you lack fu*k BEST FRIENDS They're nothing but a poser fu*k BEST FRIENDS Keep your enemies closer [Verse 2] Years went by And we were looking fly Soon we became colleagues you and I We were unstoppable The top of the food chain Nothing could block our shine Or stand in our way But behind every silver lining There's a douche bag Waiting to get out And stab you in the back k**ing every dream you had From very the start Pulling at your organs And ripping out your heart Constantly using me As your own punching bag You think you're the king of the sh** pile f**ing f*g (HEY) Always using loyal people Just to make friends And as always Those loyals are getting used once again Your rein of terror is over This is real sh** And I'm so sick of your egotistical bullsh** So soon after hearing this Your kingdoms gonna plunder I got enough dirt on you to put you 6 feet under [Hook] fu*k BEST FRIENDS They'll only stab you in the back fu*k BEST FRIENDS They point out every flaw that you lack fu*k BEST FRIENDS They'll never know your real pain fu*k BEST FRIENDS They only use it for their gain fu*k BEST FRIENDS They'll only stab you in the back fu*k BEST FRIENDS They point out every flaw that you lack fu*k BEST FRIENDS They're nothing but a poser fu*k BEST FRIENDS Keep your enemies closer (X2) You were my Homie My Brother We did everything together What the hell happened to you man? You were the main contributor To making making my childhood A living hell! But one thing you did teach teach me I will never let anyone in that close ever again And I will never again give a fu*k what anyone thinks of me Cutting you out of my life was the best thing that ever happened to me Do me a favor man and go choke on a dick! Peace!