[Verse 1] Dancing with the Devil Be our only aspiration Facing All mistakes we're making On another plain And on another level Keeping it together For another fellow Who's so withered and so old And who you sold your soul to For this pot of gold Sleeping while I'm creeping Peeping Semen Seeping In between the cracks and crevices We're keeping Feeling of being awake and dreaming Of a better vision With a better mission Rising above every superstition Just like every promise that we're making Now why did that gopher just come out his hole for Just to get run over by the lawn mower And now it's over Rover Cuz his cousin thought it would be funny To rape him of all his money As he's dancing around his carca** Scratching out his eye sockets Now we can get laid as long as we paid Cuz a penny earned is an ankle biter to enslave For days and days Lets eat some cake Ooh Chocolate That's my favorite Yum Yum Like A Dum Dum With No Gum Gum Now Go get a job You Bum Bum And now go eat some f**ing Din Sum [Hook] You think your life's so f**ed up Tell me have you had enough? Suicide is not the answer Smoke some weed cuz it cures cancer You think your life's so f**ed up Tell me have you had enough? Light this bong and take a hit Soon you'll see some f**ed up sh** [Verse 2] Homelessness can lead to hopelessness Unless you get someone to witness this Come here b**h and slit your wrists Its for a better cause Give her a well deserved applause Face it you have no future So there's no time like the present While you're s**ing face with Santa Claus And Charlie Brown done laid sh** down As he raised the roof and took the crown Peeling his gat back BAP! Making every bodies face splat Onto the concrete Making their lives so f**ed up And obsolete Sears Roebuck, K-Mart, Walmart And Applebee's would claim bankruptcy! Arm pit farts is such an art But that was just the start Pushing friends into walls with shopping carts It grew a crowd and got us racing cars Greece Lightning like a liken Teen Wolfin' moto surfing On Essay's turf and Got shot at With an automatic Baseball bat! Mirror Mirror On The Wall Who's The Illest of them All? Well of course It's me And I shake it more than twice when I go pee In the pool cuz I like to take it old school Cuz shooting in the dark's Like shooting in the mouth Gimme an 8th of chronic and i'm out [Hook] You think your life's so f**ed up Tell me have you had enough? Suicide is not the answer Smoke some weed cuz it cures cancer You think your life's so f**ed up Tell me have you had enough? Light this bong and take a hit Soon you'll see some f**ed up sh** (x2)