Kphillycat - Using my Migration lyrics

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Kphillycat - Using my Migration lyrics

To the tune of REM's Losing my Religion ------- Ohhhh crap, that figures Figures, the table dropped, it was not me, the lengths I had to go thru, to set the schema ids, oh no, I forgot to auto Increment Thas me in the corner, coding to the moon-light, using my migrations, thank god I didn't start on the views, maybe it was faith I didn't do it, cuz, I didn't set those keys to primary, wiped my brow n started laughing imagine I deployed this thing?, The thought just makes me start to cry, Every SQL Every timestamped file I'm adjusting my migrations, This time with pair programming Like a hurt, lost, blind fool…fool Oh no, I start to blush, Duped columns in a rush Consider this, Consider this, the developer I could be Consider this, if mistakes don't get to me, Breathe fixed migrations, typed rake db executed without a sound I started tux, Yes I am so happy Inserted the new values So, happy that I started to cry Turns out it was all a dream, It was all a dream Take it as lesson, Never code by moon-light and double check my migrations Localhost all my views, Then I hope this post influence, Folks to be fluent in other O-R-Ms You've got DataMapper, Sequel and ActiveRecord, I think you should give them all a try, Only dropped in the dream, relax, sigh, nom french fries, Only dropped in the dream, in the dream just a dream, dream Note: If you drop, migrations will only bring back the structure of your table, your data is as gone as yesterday…sowwie =(