Kovy Rosenbaum - Straight Outta TJ lyrics

[Intro] You are now about to witness the strength of Torah knowledge [Josh Rosenberg/J26] Straight Outta TJ, crazy awesome Brother shtark Dude From a gang called Buchrim With Attitudes I got to thank Rabbi G For sending me to Therapy Now I won't yell chicken wang at my wife And Rabbi Shwartz don't tell me I have no life Them other Yeshivas better act no fools Or we'll stuff their face with Kirya food And I'm not talking just turkey legs I'm talking shahshuka straight to the head We get crazy in the bais Chavrusas tearing up the place Pretty sure I've seen someone mased You forgot the case? Straight to the face The dorms are not ideal You better like coffee w/o milk Rabbi Yudkowski hugs for no reason It's always bulking season 10 o clock and you're still asleep? Rabbi Perkal will k** those sheep Rabbi G? the G is for gangsta Yell chicken wing and he'll straight taze ya You smoke that ganja? You'll get layed off Or straight ninja kicked by rabbi Zadoff In TJ, our Rebbe is our spotter Kennes once a month? That's rarer than the lotto And even when my hair is grey You best believe, I'm coming straight outta TJ