Kool Keith - Professional Photographer lyrics

[Kool Keith:] Honey what's up, this is Kool Keith Gonna take you on vacation Get your bags ready, I'll call you in 2 hours Baby you look good under the tripod, directors we work hard Edit your film, every angle like elegant angel, great shot Hold your pose, honey be professional Watch your earrings dangle for the camera, hold it right there You got the answer As Tina Turner would say tonight you're my "Private Dancer" On the premises properly, I deal with models Like three-part harmony, with sk** like Debrye Hair cover the side of your face I get to see just a little more from the back side Show me one of your eyes, the professional photographer Professional photographer, professional [x2] I'm beyond you changin your clothes Put this mask on, c'mere Catwoman, take that off, climb into those Now you an action figure with boots up to your hips With a Halle Berry haircut with light green over your eyelashes I wanna see how you pose It depends on the perfect outfit and how much you expose My perfect Hollywood grand prize star, the deal, we gotta get it closed Cindy put a little extra makeup on her nose Scars we cover, that's a cute tattoo, everything goes Move the sparkle shorts a little honey It's better when everything shows... the professional photographer Professional photographer, professional [x2] Hold your face, c'mon show me your confidence Relax you don't have real tits Your blouse look hot, it's magnified Jim give me her black and white prints I love those panties girl, where you get those? Red and white your ta**les, that show on the side, with lil' peppermints FHM's greatest, a sensational hit, you're the latest To the public you're awesome, how can I explain this? The portrait is a winner, we gotta do somethin with that I love it give me a little more body, turn to the side and twist I can see it comin, magazines everywhere Start signin autographs right now miss, the professional photographer Professional photographer, professional [x2]