[Kool Keith] Tina called, she naked over here Angie called, she naked over here Monica called, she naked over here Evelyn called, she naked over here Terry called, she naked over here Tina called, she naked over here Barbara called, she naked over here Cindy called, she naked over here Everybody called, they naked over here [Kool Keith] Rated X, standin naked behind yo' couch S&S gear men, put the fruit in your lady's mouth Pull the thong to the side, bu*t-licker, take it down South She won't be mad if you rub her hair, with a condom bag 1-900 s** talker, cops can't stop the window peeker s** stalker Black Chinese security have fire extinguisher Baby I'll hit yo' bu*tcrack Walk to the kitchen grab a Trojan pack, I'll be back Double team, tag team Your wife want me and Jack dude, see dude, we come rude Leave the room smellin like seafood [Chorus] [Kool Keith] Towels in Bath & Beyond My Aunt Jemimah pancake syrup is all gone For the crushed cherry I get off when your hotbox is super wet, trimmed and a little hairier No resteraunts, stores are closed Suffocate me like Nelly said take off ALL YO' CLOTHES Under the hood mechanics I check the engine when they sit on my nose With the leather mask, I'm professional, starin at thongs Dark shades I see through them dresses real fast New outfits make you dance under my strobelight and pay me cash Girls with the Escalades, pullin out them mall applications Conceited with the perfect a** 30 miles, the camera's ready put on your booty shorts You need gas [Chorus] [unknown - or Kool Keith in a different voice] Ladies in the mirror, starin at the bu*t it's gettin big Trust I freak, hop in the rig You sport the high heels with the red wig Sexually I bet you be chargin up a dollar to holler A dog stuck in the booty, your face mad Rudy Mr. Goonie with looney You know you get down with Reggie, it's our duty I'll come down to sound