Kool Keith - The Funeral Director lyrics

[Rev. Tom] I'm here with the Funeral Director [Fun. Dir] Mmmm-hmm [Rev. Tom] He wants to tell people about, a lot of his records [Fun. Dir] Mmmm-hmm! [Rev. Tom] And the way he conducts his, churchs and stuff like that [The Funeral Director] I bury bodies I stick catheters, in their chest cavities I keep things moving I don't mind burying, I don't mind undertaking Yes I will be your Funeral, Director The Funeral Director The Funeral Director [Thee Undatakerz] See I walk the urban streets Bloodthirsty with spit drippin from my teeth Black werewolf on the loose chewin ligaments Only human without no beef My next victim just might be you The Undatakerz, East West coast bodybaggers Draggin bodies up and down the block around the clock before the doc, toe tag 'em Funeral Director slash bodies, leave 'em cut up in a blender Whether it's John or Brenda, Sal or Glenda Anybody corpse we dismember See God made me this way, gave me this distemper I was born with the intent to k** Feelin no emotion when the body drops Actually the, sight of d**h, just might make me thrill I love to watch flesh peel Take the picture of you when you take yo' last breath Tryin to gasp for more air without no energy left Orderlies move for d**h Let your life go, let your life go, breathe slow Let your life go, breathe slow Let your life go, breathe slow Just let your life go and breathe slow [The Funeral Director] I will bury you I have no problem, with putting you in the ground Pulling up my truck, putting your casket... inside, my hearse Driving it up, to the graveyard [M-Balmer] M-Balmer got a style that is versatile Blowin up the room, make the crowd go wild So have a smoke, not a cap Now who not not not not not now Let's see how many MC's jock my flow Two thousand and ten, I'll be a legend though Still keepin up the flow Fluid runnin through my soul, make me grow Cause I'm instructable and I'm invincible [The Funeral Director] We have, platinum coffins, to put you in You can believe, you will not, be coming back Ha, ha ha, hahahahaha Ah-hahahahahahaha Ah-ahahahahahahaha Ah-ahahahahahahahahahahaha Ahhh..