Kool A.D. - KITCHEN TABLE lyrics

[Ad Lib: Kool A.D.] Check check check Kool A.D. best rapper in the world Hundred dollar freestyle [Verse 1: Kool A.D.] Uh I'm at the table with a gla** of wine You be asking for riddles I be pa**ing em out I'm ga**in' I'm high I'm laughing The gas I be ga**in' be having you laughing and crying And asking me why Strictly in the spiritual metaphorical trivial sense Singing with interior lenses Uhh Gerry Garcia with the magic tricks Ask this kid, no Quid pro quo With the skid row Hit em with a crossbow probably Zooted off a oofie cop a avocado wallaby ah for the line of the dude round the corner from where your momma stay Rock them sh**s all day Throw they a** away Give it to charity Alcoholics like to call it a moment of clarity Look how I be referencing effortlessly Feeling like I'm fencing I'm a fence or I'm a hidden fences My style so librarianical Shout out to the Libras See me in the jungle With the zebras See me with a bundle I'm humming on the reefer Coming on her t-shirt Drumming on a Tom Tom Club type beat But the 808s slap a little harder than the first time Stripes I earn mine Any last n***a want to battle? Sure, fine I ain't got nothing on my mind or your mind So what's on your mind? I'ma unwind Nah man I'm just playing I'm dumb high Uh peace to Soulja Boy, he's a young guy Chris Brown you a fool and you doing so much But I won't fight you, I seen you do karate flips Shout out to B-Real let me on your tv show damn what the f** ha Shout out to Sway hahaha! Shout out to Heiro whattup Shout out to Del and Ice Cube Boots, [?] high crew Uhh yo yes please yes I write haikus See how it's umm all about survival Shout out to the based god Shout out to Albany high school Uh, shout out to Kanye f** Trump He's an idiot Over here we rolling up some tree that you need to hit Just to see the kid Y'all ain't even believe the kid now Look how you see the kid now? Yeah yeah, he the kid Me the kid What's my name Kool A.D., Kool A.D. the kid Shout out Ali the kid Yo who the kid you the kid we the kid Everybody everything Anything damn man Jesus Christ Everybody see your boy rolling the dice But I be rolling it nice Showing you right If you see me in the streets It should be known I'm aight Yeah I'm off of dro and I'm hype I go on a mic and blow off a little steam Go on a hype and get a little cream know what I mean? Kool A.D. best rapper in the motherf**ing world Uh $100 freestyle for you and your girl Yes yes y'all and you don't stop Freak freak y'all Chiba Chiba y'all