Kool A.D. - Arrested Development lyrics

[Verse 1: Ka**a Overall] All the pretty girls all over the world Middle school used to be in love with my curl High school parties getting drunk and not hurl All over your cashmere, nasty as a pap smear That's weird, drowning my conscience Flick a middle finger while declining my nonsense Had a couple partners only spoke truth to me Knew a few impostors they was no use to me Usually we would get a bottle of the Rossi Nicky started fighting, a cutie called me Ka**y Told her you could meet me at the hotel lobby You could be my jobby, way more than a hobby Broke the motherf**er off, now you being sobby Told me that she just want to be anywhere that I be Told her then I'm probably gon' be somewhere on my lonely I don't need no other half, you could be my homey [Hook: Kool A.D.] Girls and women Well, which one is it? Love is a love is a love is a necessary thing What you want to do with it? [Verse 2: Kool A.D.] Yo, these girls is smart, man I'm trying to figure out how to play my part, man I don't know how to start, man The strangest organ is the human heart, man (oops) f** with shortcuts like I'm Robert Altman (oops) f** with long shots like I'm Robert Altman (oops) f** with actresses like I'm Robert Altman (oops) Recycled like half a verse, but that's art, man (art) I don't got game, man Some girls just be thinking that I'm like a smart man (hm) Other girls be thinking they can Jane my Tarzan Other girls thinking they can play me like cards, man But girls just want to have fun, it's not hard, man Just watch her when she cooking grits, Phil Hartman Hartman [Hook]x2