Kool A.D. - Crack Selector lyrics

[Refrain: Kool A.D.] He in New York He not eat pork with a knife and a fork He had the fake patois [?] had the fake patois Scott Thorough had the fake patois Kool A.D had the fake patois Tone Tank he had the fake patois Even Das Racist do the fake patois [Verse 1: Kool A.D.] Watch out, we trading places Got the race faces, so they not say “that's racist” Mama got the fever like Julia Stiles Blowin' trees on the A train for miles All smiles, call dial Or press “send” let's be friends Send me a fax, lend me some stacks Call up the kid on the wax Call up the kid on the phone Important important figures from the Californ' Kid like the black johns on Kid like the wack beat [?] Rap Peter, Bjorn, and John Get my popular band on Leave 'em with nothing but the land to stand on Up in the glands like tampons Yeah, what's really bad? [Verse 2: Tone Tank] From here on out who the boss of all sound is All of the rap is grounded Till they clean the house, they won't get no allowances I am half kidding around And the other half of me is as serious as gout is Serious as paralysis Tell me how to rhyme, it's like flipping a power switch Take 'em over the top All the rest of the rap to the show that go “pop” Tell the police to stop Got your mother on the lawn like “I'm calling the cops” Be that four letter dropper 1200 feet above all other rappers And all of 'em ask us Out of all of them, not one single badman Soundboy, rude boy Soundman, badman Batman, Pacman Tracy Chapman Scott-man, Vic-man Fur man, rat man Black man, white man Knife man, gat man Wife man Watch out! [Refrain] He in New York Me not eat pork with a knife and a fork He had the fake patois Even Tone Tank, had the fake patois My man Scott, had the fake patois Peace to [?] in the Bay Area Yup, fake patois Fake, fake patois [Kool A.D.] Yo, even Method Man had a fake patois [Tone Tank] In that one movie wack Does he not sell weed with no Uzi to no white kid? [Kool A.D.] [?] hey he don't like it [Tone Tank] He not get skin from that [?] emo white chick Little Puerto Rican spraying cars with the hydrant [Kool A.D.] With a coffee can Bustelo, eyes yellow Light yellow [Tone Tank] Throat weird like elephant man Either the reggae singer, or the real elephant man [Kool A.D.] I'm not an elephant man I'm an ELEPHANT, man [Tone Tank] We could do it [?] like elephants, man I'm not Ella Fitzgerald Kick ya a** to court like Fitzgerald Fitzgerald Fitzgerald