Kokayna - Miss Kokayna lyrics

Good morning, cla** My name is Miss Kokayna, and I'm your instructor Please take a seat, and then we'll begin Cla** is in session, ‘cos I'm back on the track They needed me to teach a lesson to you petulant brats! So get your library cards, put on your thinking caps Your feeble minds are gonna REALLY have to work to pa**! Get a pencil and a million notebooks ASAP You can forget about your social studies, science, and math It isn't gonna help you much with MY lesson plans There isn't room for slacking; you'll have no time for friends! If you were wondering? Yup, I am a tough grader It's not my problem if you can't afford a calculator I'll be providing extra help later But don't expect me to dumb it down- I won't cater! YOU'VE GOT A LOT TO LEARN IF YOU WANT AN A+ MY RESPCT CAN'T BE EARNED- I DON'T GIVE A fu*k! YOU'D BETTER WAIT YOUR TURN AND RAISE YOUR HAND TO TALK ONLY ONE THING IS FOR SURE… MISS KOKAYNA IS THE BOSS! If I catch you texting when I'm giving a lecture I'll take your phone and smash it and burst out in laughter I'm gonna make you cry by the end of the school year And if I don't? You'll probably still be a failure I better not hear any talking after the bell And if I do, I'll make your life a living hell And by the way, I'M the one who dismisses you all If you leave a minute early then you just might faiil My cla** is humbling because I'm such a tough grader Don't be surprised if a test is no calculators They always come and thank me months later They get dependent on Kokayna, still, I don't cater YOU'VE GOT A LOT TO LEARN IF YOU WANT AN A+ MY RESPCT CAN'T BE EARNED- I DON'T GIVE A fu*k! YOU'D BETTER WAIT YOUR TURN AND RAISE YOUR HAND TO TALK ONLY ONE THING IS FOR SURE… MISS KOKAYNA IS THE BOSS! Well, it seems like a lot of you aren't keeping up Unfortunately, the pa**/fail deadline has already pa**ed So I guess you'll just have to take the F… …or k** yourself YOU'VE GOT A LOT TO LEARN IF YOU WANT AN A+ MY RESPCT CAN'T BE EARNED- I DON'T GIVE A fu*k! YOU'D BETTER WAIT YOUR TURN AND RAISE YOUR HAND TO TALK ONLY ONE THING IS FOR SURE… MISS KOKAYNA IS THE BOSS!