[Intro: Snoop] Yuh, ayo big Percy Pour me a gla** of that moet with some orange juice Hand me my pimp gla** Ayo, lil P Tell them b**hes to come sit right next to me Yeah, gotta story to tell [Verse: Snoop] I learned to G, how to C from L.O.C And after that mac, mac I bought my first Cadillac 7-duece, 6 seat with the danglin' thangs Long Beach is the city, 20 crip is the gang You can hang if you wanna but I don't think you can last Last week in the beach, the big homie got smashed Tried to play the young homie, tried to take his cash Didn't say too much, all I heard was blasts Ask no questions in this profession You gotta view the game at your own discretion It's a cold game, my n***as stop guessing Do the right thing cause I ain't giving no lessons Smokin' that stress got ya stressin' Take that frown of yo' face and stick yo' chest in Unless ya plan on restin' Cause I'm the wrong n***a to be pressin' or testin' I'm a east side n***a and I just don't care I step up in this b**h, they say "that n***a's a playa" I might change the game, go and cut my hair You n***as say I'm back but I ain't went nowhere (he's back) Hell yeah I'm there At a crip clux clan meeting, family affair Standing on stage, bout to do that there I need to be the governor (yes ya can) I keep a dark one, a light one, a fat one, a tight one I'm always lookin' for the right one Chinese, Japanese, Lebanese on ya knees sh** you know me, I leave with either one of these Vietnamese, Philippines, pick a niece, yo' niece And will we still be homies If I hit it and get it, quit it Nah I stay committed, forget it Cause I know in the end you gon' wanna fight again So, I'd rather f** with this all whitey then Green eyes, blue eyes, yo' eyes Her eyes bring me the money, I'll just split the pita You just make it, shake it, I take it Throw it in the oven, take my time and bake it It's amazin' how they act when you get naked I'm so in love with the game and I just can't fake it Can't take it [Hook: Snoop] I just can't take it I just can't fake it I just can't take it no more I need paper and that's no lie Blaze my dough-dough until I die I say I just can't take it I just can't fake it I just can't take it no more I need (dough-dough) and that's no lie I blaze that dough-dough until I die [Outro: Snoop] What sweet sounds Of Meech-a-rooni Inside the dogg house For the 2000 plus 2 Can you dig it? This is some of that A-B-C R-I-P ooh-wee I mean, you could put a chocolate wrap around that And put a lighter on the end of it Cause that's all foggy Can you dig it? I smell you Meech-a-rooni Ugh