Kobby Dope - Life Is A b**h (poem) lyrics

Intro: Ribcage Music, Dopey, I wanna tell you about this girl Stanza 1[Kobby Dope]: I dey kae the first time I met her We had been blind dating for 5 days We arranged A date, and on that sunny bright day I was waiting for her in a restaurant, bored to d**h counting The rice grains on my white plate Once in a while i would re tie my Nike lace Readjust my beads and wipe the gla**es in my Kazak fly frames I had been there for some time, wait I had actually been there for sometime I was bolting and blaking out of patience I had exhausted all techniques i used to while away time so i gave up Life is a b**h! Stanza 2 [Kobby Dope] And She stood me up no she did not but thats just how i recall it Every time Im recounting Cos she only called me to tell me of her arrival When i was in a taxi headed home When she asked me where i was, I knew that was the time my brains sharpness, And my ability to open keys was being put to a real test I could insult her and hang, Tell her am on my way and switch off my phone and go home, Or head back to restaurant But i knew it was not as simple as that cos every word id say, Every decision id make, had its own consequences for example, I was wearing my most expensive beads, And had used the remaining drops left of my polo shomi The Airtel credit I had wasted, the energy, Should i and could i let all that go to waste? Life is A b**h Stanza 3 [Kobby Dope] I decided not to let it go to waste when i saw her face, I knew i had made the right decision You know that feeling when you are looking for something in the dark And just when you are frustrated, about to give up, ECG bring back the lights And what you were looking for is right in front of you, No stop to visualize it Thats how seeing her face made me feel I did not even need an apology anymore The food was nice; the conversation was on point, The date had gone well overall Life is A b*tch Me and her were starting to get close, contact would break, Then we would get close to starting to get close all over again Then we started dating. We would be whatsupping [whatsapp texting] each other Even though she would be lying right next to me... And just in case you are wondering, yes the s** was good LIFE f**ed me, Yeah she f**ed me till she f**ed me up, But i did not care cos i had fallen for her. Nothing mattered more to me more than making her happy. She told me i had swepther off her feet, i was like really? I guess its time to put the mop on your clit Then we hit the apex of the utility curve Then things started spiraling down Life is A b*tch We did not agree on anything she started cheating on me I saw the end was coming and it was near, But there was nothing i could do about it. And then we broke up Life is A b*tch Now I have got this icebox sitting tight where my heart used to be So its cold water flowing thru my veins every time it beats We used to be good, now i have no choice But to hope say one day e go be All i have are shattered dreams, When i woke up i left them on my sheets Cos am heartbroken, Im tired of hoping My bed sheet soaking, From tears and dreams Now my heart if filled with emptiness LIFE IS A b*tch, BUT I GUESS I KEEP FORGETTING THAT b*tch IS LIFE