Kmfdm - Intro (WWIII) lyrics

Welcome back, here we go again A beautiful girl and some dirty old men Before we continue the task at hand Let's go ahead and introduce the band From the land of volcanoes, the lovely Lucia Her voice will fill you with wonder and fear She screams like a banshee and she moves like a cat I could tell you much more but let's leave it at that The Lord of Lard, the mighty swine He loves Manchego and a bottle of wine Also known as Raymond Watts He screams out his lungs while his brain slowly rots It's the one and only, it's the great Steve White His morals are loose but his shirts are tight Challenged by few, rivaled by none He's alow down dirty son of a gun This is the biscuit's crux, solid rock against the flux Ultra-heavy beat deluxe, KMFDM forever s**s Here's your voice from the underground (KMFDM) Get ready for another round (KMFDM) Nothing new, it's the same old sh** (KMFDM) If it works this good, why f** with it (KMFDM) Andy Selway, the master of skins Frequently sounds screwing chicks behind bins His hobbies include but aren't limited to Things you and I would rather not do And here we have Jules, the king of guitar He's only home when he's inside a bar Rings and spikes and chains and tattoos He breeds new lifeforms inside his shoes This is the biscuit's crux, solid rock against the flux Ultra-heavy beat deluxe, KMFDM forever s**s Here's your voice from the underground (KMFDM) Get ready for another round (KMFDM) Nothing new, it's the same old sh** (KMFDM) If it works this good, why f** with it (KMFDM) I am Kapt'n K, the Korruptor of youth My word is gospel of the honest truth I am the Father of Industrial Rock And if you don't believe me, you can s** my glock Love all KMFDM