[Hook] I come looking for you with Asians We be playing some damn Playstation And if you s**ers wanna be hatin' We'll knock you out, and when you awaken You'll wake up in a huge Bukkake! You'll wake up in a huge Bukkake! You'll wake up in a huge Bukkake! You'll wake up in a huge Bukkake! [Verse 1] Yeah, you'll wake up With jizz on your face, is that new makeup? Why did me and you break up? Probably cause you slept with my roommate, s*ut! I'm sleeping, don't wake me up Don't lace me up, can't be tied up You're talking, please shut up How many times can I rhyme with up? My favorite movie of all time is Up Okay that's a lie, I only like Fight Club I don't know why my lyrics s** If I wanna freestyle, I will punk! I will, no sk**s required, got Oscar Meyer in your windpipe, yuck! fel**tio, ratios of my sk**s to yours, there's no comparison, brah! I'm hilarious, yah! I'm a terrorist with embarrasment for Americans, yah! Here's my penis, just stare at this co*k We should play I Spy, cause now we're both looking at dicks... Told you I'm hilarious, brah! [Hook] I come lookin like a caucasian Who is freestyling at 2 AM I think maybe I should go to bed *snores* Oh sh**, I fell asleep... But I woke up in bed with Mick Romney! We were both watching Toonami! A fight with Piccolo and Kame! I really wish that I was funny! I woke up in bed with Jon Gotti! [Verse 2] And he was shaking his body We were getting so naughty Thought I heard somebody It was the mob! I was getting along I was getting a bong To smoke all this ganja At the mall! Freestyling is hard I'm driving a car I'm riding a par I'm styling my hair Har-har, laughing to the bank like hahaha! Lalala! Bababa! Took yo chick to dinner She wanted a taste of vanilla Then we started banging like Gorillas No Bruno Mars, caught a grenade then threw it at Roseanne Barr I got fingers and toes and arms, and a knee, oh! No chosen one Closing time... time for you to leave, and mosey on! Me and you chick getting cozy, and soon we'll be removing clothes and stuff Soon I'll run out of words to rhyme, so I'll have to switch up my flow and stuff God I hope not... [Hook] I come lookin for you with Jason Voorhees, cause we have no patience And if you s**ers wanna start hatin Then b**h I will go Super Saiyan I woke up naked in an alley I don't know what the f** happened I started crying for my mommy That's the last time I go out drinking I woke up in a used Honda Civic!