Kle Shay - Bates Motel lyrics

[Hook] I love crazy b**hes, that's my f**in' problem And yeah I like to f** without a f**in' condom I love crazy b**hes, that's my f**in' problem And yeah they always need me for their f**in' problems I love mad b**hes, that's my f**in' problem They my b**hes, I don't really know what else to call em But findin somebody real is my f**in' problem Maybe you should all shut the f** up with your f**in' drama [Verse 1] Matter face, first verse ain't gonna freestyle f**ing old b**hes in Africa, goin senile Heard they call it goin "Kle wild" So wild, you wake up naked in a leaf pile Right? Bad b**hes is my forte Don't really need a wingman, Will Forte Baby when we gonna f**? This foreplay proves that our Lord plays with us, and forsakes Alright f** it, do it your way, that's cool Mouth looking like a dead dog in a cesspool Ass looking like you smuggling 99 luft balloons Chest looking like you stuffing tissues in ya b**bs! Flat chest, flaccid, what I'm gonna do? Yellow & Brown b**hes, call em Number 1 and Number 2 p**y is the canvas, paint something with my Number 2 f**ed her 'til she came art, clean up in Aisle 2! It's a pun! Makin masterpieces with this b**hes cum! Lock her down and beat that beat that p**y up, fisticuffs b**h is always callin me like she missed a bluff But everytime she calls I'm in the shower, what a coincidence... All this sh** she does gonna get her replaced Told her stop, she didn't listen, bought that b**h a hearing aid Dumb b**h said she was pregnant, cause she had a stomach ache Say again, thought she was pregnant cause she had a stomach ache What the f**? [Verse 2] Hold up, b**hes simmer down Told her she was s**y, went and bought a wedding gown Now she telling all her friends that we're getting married now Said we're not, she cried a river, so I just let her drown Kle Shay just the messenger Crazy b**hes doing crazy sh**, I guess my lessons learned b**hes think I wanna talk and sh**, like Howard Stern Like my boy Arab said, you best take a shower first Stay in there, stay in there, get clean b**h I'm the Bed recruiter, and you ain't make the team b**h Don't even think about sending Goons after me b**h I know your name's Shay, but you ain't comin after Kle b**h! f**ing on the water bed, she seasick She a horseface, call her Seabiscuit Quit with your attachment, you look desperate That's why I ain't spend no money on you, no need for a return on my investment AHHH! Kle Shay's so majestic f** them other n***a's, baby I am your best pick Stirring Brown b**hes, I guess you can call that Nesquik f**ing 3 hoes, got me feeling so festive! Sprinkling white sh** on your face, asbestos Babe I'm getting really tired of all your questions I ain't afraid of an arrest b**h, I'll face a domestic Turn your left eye Lisa Lopes, it's all about perspective [Verse 3] Oooh, I know you love it when I'm rappin' and Talking 'bout my feelings like I'm really f**ing pa**ionate Say I tripped and fell in love, like it's all an accident Having real n***a's questioning if I'm masculine Oh word, ain't heard the truth, baby I'm adamant Gonna spoil you, buy you diamonds in a amulet Make you forget about all your daddys abandonment And your mom's disappointment that you were never a graduate f** it I'm only talkin sh**, spitting flatulent's I really like your references, but I have better applicants I told you I'm a Heel baby, that means antagonist I'll f** you cause you're Indian, then lock you in my cabinet My f**in' problem ain't my f**ing problems, you my f**ing problem Face looking like something haunted Halitosis, having a** Halloween, put on a f**ing mask Nasty b**h! [Hook] I love crazy b**hes, that's my f**in problem f** these Bates Motel b**hes, I need to hit Ramada I'm allergic to these b**hes, like they cumming pollen Said she wanted dessert, so I left her on an island She be gnawing at the bit, like Lorena Bobbitt Bout to send this f**ing chick to the damn Asylum I'm just sayin I'm frightened, I think I'm hearing sirens I love that sh** though, it's better than the f**ing silence [Outro] Better than the f**ing solace You soulless b**h, swallow semen! It's full of souls Is you really crazy, psycho-ish or insane? You know this, but all the above okay with Kle Shay