KJHGFDGYTUIOL - Presidential Speech lyrics

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KJHGFDGYTUIOL - Presidential Speech lyrics

(Rap Whole Song in British Accent) [Verse 1] She gives free head. She a Thot-Thot My rhymes so hot, like a crockpot Red dot at'cha dome. That's a headshot And her bum so thick. Ass shots I don't Snapchat She said I wa*k too much. Needa jacket [Pause] What'cha staring in the club for? Just smash that Bonk her, Famalam! Her, Fam! Her, Famalam! Hm. Which one's better than-- (Her!) I heard she'll bonk for a Gucci-- (Purse!) Before I get this, I'mma try and smash her-- (First!) Heard that one's too easy. She's a-- (Flirt!) p**y so wet. Make ya change your-- (Shirt!) Jahova! Oh Lord! Oh God! This beef's like Scrooge McDuck verse General Zod No contest when asking who's better It's like comparing Cheez-Wiz to aged Cheddar Pulled out da gun-- (Automatic gunfire) Load da AR. k**'em all dead (Automatic gunshots) No contest. b**h, ya been dead (Automatic gunshots) *GRAW-TA-TA-TAW!* *GRAW-TA-TA-TAW!* I be da one dey love You be da one dey shove You gets no love, boy I be da not'cha Cuz Nor we two be your Bruv We're of no relation [Bridge] I can't believe you. I can't believe how dumb Most girls spit it out. And very few swallow cum Now, das a bad ting Non, das a bad Chap ting Most girls s** my co*k. But they never want my spunk [Hook] Want my spunk? Want my spunk? Want my spunk? Want my spunk? Want my spunk? (Taste it!) Want my spunk? (Don't waste it!) Want my spunk? (Just taste it!) Want my spunk? (But, don't waste it!) Want my spunk? [Verse 2] Your gyal said I gotta big co*k She gotta nice bum, like Nick Naj Mi wristwatch goes tick-tock I keep all mi albums clean, like Kidz Bop (Psych!) Gettin' money. Sellin' Nick Rocks A white stone, like a piece of stick chalk Hide it from mi mum mi tube sock Ya chummies' always gossip, like a chick talks Gotta white-skinned b**h that looks like Rachel Dosel And gotta light-skinned b**h that looks like Rachel Dosel Which one's which? Not sure Ya just got whipped. Wanna encore? [Clapping to the rhythm] Don't try ta flex ‘cause you're wearing Pantor! ‘Cause I'll smack ya nose off I'll snatch ya chin and your mouth off My girl's flawless. No doubt I just tooka to the nail shop These chickenheads stay struttin' They really ain't on nothin' You're just gettin' mad at me-- KW: “Because I went and smashed ya cousin” (Ha!) Rhyme's like a good p**y. I make it POP! Your gyal's outta shape, like a muffin top I love mi new gyal, ‘cause she gimme top Skeet one stream in her eye. Fetty Wap (Yah, baby!) Karate chop Then do a backflip, like I'm Charlie Pop Are you dumb? He don't exist But when you get big like me you can make it up [Bridge] I can't believe you. I can't believe how dumb Most girls spit it out. And very few swallow cum Most girls will talk to me, and try to be my chum Them girls just want my cash. So I tell them: “Bonk y'r mum!” [Hook] Bonk y'r mum! Bonk y'r mum! Bonk y'r mum! Bonk y'r mum! (Tell'em!) Bonk y'r mum! (Tell'em!) Bonk y'r mum! (n***a, tell'em!) Bonk y'r mum! (Gon' and tell'em!) [Spoken Outro] This is a presidential speech, ya'know? Bonk monarchy. Democracy's the way to go. Go big or go gaffe! That's all I've got to say, moreover-- Bung-bung-ba-dung-dung-dung-dung-da! Dung-dung-dung-dung-da! Bung-bung-ba-dung-dung-dung-dung-da! Dung-dung-dung-dung-da! That's all!