Kj-52 - Infomercial (Interlude) lyrics

[someone saying] Tired of those CD's that don't leave you fufilled Come on down to KJ-52! Thats right! Its Funky! Well dont take our word for it! Listen to our sponser the Kleesder! Thats right it slices it dices it makes these .....[?] Ha Ha ha Ha! But dont take our word for it, ask these satisfied customers! I used to be a cross eyed bowlegged one-armed safety patrolman but since listening to KJ-52 ive since elevated myself to crossing guard. Thank You KJ! Hey no problem thats what were here for. Well come on down to KJ-52. If you act now well throw in a mullenator! Thats right, it'll give yourself a mull haircut before you even know what happened! So Come on down. Act now while supplies are limited. KJ-52 is not responsible for animal attacks based on the mull haircut thank you.