Kj-52 - Mullet Pride lyrics

I saw a man a walking Just the other day I saw a man a talking And this is what he say He said to me "Son your hair is real short But in the back its long Well, if it is and it really is Then you can sing my mullet song" Then he said to me "Do you got a mullet A mullet going on? Do you got a mullet Is it beautiful big and long?" "Well, if you got a mullet Theres no need to hide 'Cause its plain to me, just so plain to see That you just need mullet pride" I said, "Sir I have a question Theres a question that I must ask Why is it when I go out in public Why do these people stop and laugh?" "The answer to your question Its just so plain to me The problem is just with these kids They got mullet jealousy" Then he said to me "Do you got a mullet A mullet going on? Do you got a mullet Is it beautiful big and long?" "Well, if you got a mullet Theres no need to hide 'Cause its plain to me, just so plain to see That you just need mullet pride" The moral of the story It goes a little something like this If you got a mullet Its a haircut not a fish So when you wear your mullet Just remember this little fact That the mullet is business in the front And a party in the back And everybody sing Do you got a mullet A mullet going on? Do you got a mullet Is it beautiful big and long? Well, if you got a mullet Theres no need to hide 'Cause its plain to me, just so plain to see That you just need mullet pride La la la La la la La la la ...