Director: Well hello everybody Welcome to MDA, that's Mountain Dew Anonymous For those that have abuse problems with Mountain Dew We have a new member today, his name's KJ-52 KJ introduce yourself KJ-52: My name is KJ-52 and I'm addicted to Mountain Dew Director: Tell the people a little about what happened KJ-52 What am I gonna do, I'm addicted to Mountain Dew When I drink just one or two People say "Boy what's wrong with you man" Start acting like a fool, from all the caffeine and sugar too I'm fiending like I ain't got a clue And this is what I'm gonna say to you CHORUS: Uhh...Gimme that Mountain Dew Uhh...Gimme that Mountain Dew Uhh...Gimme that Mountain Dew I ain't playing with you better gimme that Mountain Dew Director: Well, KJ I know that must be tough to talk about But part of recovery is talking about it starts Explain how this started KJ-52: I started when i was on tour I had to stay awak so I went to the store Loaded up and I buth like four, I just kept drinking more and more When all of a sudden something happened to me Just for some reason I couldn't fall asleep Mabe it was all the sugar and the caffeine Not sure but I started to scream... CHORUS Director: Well, KJ I know that was painful to talk about But you CAN overcome it You just have to admit that you have a problem KJ-52: I got a problem I jsut can't help it Somebody help I think I'm addicted Cause every day i just got to have it I can't help it, it's just a habit I got a problem, I get it I'm an addict, I'll admit it And I promise I'm gonna quit it Hey that mountain Dew over there, anybody gonna finish it...? Director: KJ, you need to put the Mountain Dew down KJ, back away from the Mountain Dew KJ-52 BACK AWAY FROM THE MOUNTAIN DEW NOW MAN, I AIN'T PLAYING WITH YOU! CHORUS (Arguing in the background) KJ-52: Sorry, I don't know what came over me Director: Sorry KJ-52: You didn't have to hit me