Kj-52 - Fivetweesy lyrics

It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's Fivetweezy Well, I've been gone but I'm back again It's been too long, you wondering where I been Well, I betcha I thought I would pack it in Since I got this new MTV for dear slim Aw, man why'd yall play me? TRL you drive me crazy And everybody really hates me I thought we were friends, Carson Daley So, man, I tried out for American Idol I got up and sang for Simon Cowell But he said I was 'absolutely horrible' He said I was worse than William Hung 2 Now what do I do, please help me, could yah I keep getting punk'd like Ashton Kutcher Since my names still bashed and butchered Ima just change it, so listen would yah? It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's Fivetweezy That's what my friends just call me It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's Fivetweezy That's what my friends just call me Now I don't know if I'm past my prime I'm feeling old, I just turned 29 It's crazy; I think I lost my mind Cause lately it shows I forget my uh... Sometimes I feel like my brain is missing Sometimes I feel like Jessica Simpson Don't know if tuna's fish or chicken I told yah it's five two, nobody listens Okay, you don't believe that it's true Even my mom still thinks it's 52 Now I tried to explain but it's no use At least the kids say man your cool No really man I can't complain Kids take puff paint and write my name On their t-shirts and they be like wahhh That's why it's time for me to change It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's Fivetweezy That's what my friends just call me It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's Fivetweezy That's what my friends just call me Now I used to come through with my system blasting People couldn't miss it when I tried to pa** them In a Honda civic with the muffler dragging Shoes off, hairy feet like Bilbo Baggins Back when I was living wrong I need to get tipsy like Jay Kwon But nowadays all I need is God And a mic and a DJ and my i-pod All righty put your dance shoes on And everybody just get your groove on We'll rock the party till the break of dawn And even get your grandma to sing along Now what I say, don't take this lightly God runs things, not Bruce Almighty He's Jesus, the only one I need Now Fivetweezy, yall know what I mean It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's Fivetweezy That's what my friends just call me It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's Fivetweezy That's what my friends just call me (Interlude) It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's Fivetweezy That's what my friends just call me It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's Fivetweezy That's what my friends just call me