I'm trying to write but I keep getting sidetracked I really like him and I think he has a nice laugh And I'll drink his bath water, and I think he's hotter And I'd hit it like Bing Crosby hit his daughter I stalk him on the internet He probably think I'm Jessie Slaughter Even my father says to find another I mean another, so I'll ask my mother And maybe she will smother me in Blink 182 I don't steal lines, but this one is kinda true: "I tell 'em that I love 'em, but I never really do" And I couldn't find a good way to say "I love you" So f** you and your stupid tattoos You used to like girls, but you only like shoes I hate the world, and I love your shampoo And your soap, and your deodorant all over my pillow You make my day, I whip my hair, I think I'm Willow And I like you like Samantha like Nutella crepes You think it's funny when you joke about rape So we'll see if it's funny in the back of my Escape That's a Ford, you're a who*e, and I'll catch it on tape Tell the police, I'll just tell 'em it's fake Tell your mommy on her coffee break I'll sit around picking at a coffee cake Wait for you to text me, staring at the MacBook I'm kind of cute, and I swear I'm not a bad cook I'd hold your hand if you took me out We made plans but you shook me out And you made me think I'm bad-looking now You're walking on my swag and I'm under cooked now Instead of raw like I used to be And if you 're using me I can use a bat on you When you wear that hat, Stussy, I'll put the cat on you Tit-for-tat on you, but I don't have tits So you don't look at me in your Castles & Crooks tee I say "Hi," but you only stare crookedly, f**