Brad: Dear blender, oh won't you help a first offender Oh toaster, don;t you put the burn on me! Refrigerator, why are we always sooner or later, b**hin in the kitchen or crying in the the bedroom all night Dear knife drawer, oh won't you help me to face life more, Oh trashcan, don't you put the dirt on me! Oh percolator, why are we always sooner or later, b**hin in the kitchen or crying in the the bedroom all night Janet: Everything used to be OK but I've been had and Brad, I'm glad to say, is on his way Micro-digital awaker, why are we always sooner or later, b**hin in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night Shower curtain, oh won;t you help me to be certain, Oh toothpaste, don't you put the squeeze on me! Depilitator, why are we always sooner or later, b**hin in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night Tell me spectator, why are we always sooner or later, b**hin in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night