Kish - I Rhymed the World in 80 Days lyrics

* originally from the album of the same name I'm going on a voyage, to rock the globe As I rome, I return, after a long journey home From nation to destination, it ain't a vacation So let me bust a conversation Top spinners, I went globe-trotting So I grab the pen and the rhymes I started jottin' Tales return of a trip that were made to amaze I rhymed the world in 80 days [Chorus] I rhymed the world baby (in 80 days) I rhymed the world, oh yeah The first stop is France, the land of romance The city of lights, ladies and love, with a crazy night life Bustin' out my voulez-vous and my p's and q's Sportin' a pair of Air Jordan shoes Steppin' at eleven o'clock Ladies, whatever's clever, I'm a jock I met a young girl named Yvette in a very tight sweater Wait, it gets better Small talk, let's take a walk, I gaze, her eye's afire She told me "you're my one desire" Let's share champagne and rain showers Catch the sunrise, over the Eifel Tower Yvette, don't take it as a dis, but I'm gonna miss you Please don't cry, here's a tissue I'll be back, you'll always be in my heart But you know, I've got to go, 'cause [Chorus] Off to the Soviet Union, I'm showin' improvin' k**in' emcees and I just keep on movin' Rhymes are set razor-sharp Ready to battle any s**er who starts up Got on the mic, load it up and test it Cool, and busted out the bullet-proof vest Ready to roll and I'm strapped, wait a minute Double check...forgot the baseball hat Stickin' to picks, but I was spoted (by who?) An agent, the KGB, yo, they're on it He was ready to step but I was settin' It was my move next and I had one move left Play it cool and I pa**ed him Turned around, dropped down, pulled out my mic to match him He ran down and ally and I lost him So I ran faster, bionic style like Steve Austin Turned the corner, hit an ambush Translation: Russians, waitin' on a bum-rush There's nowhere to go and they jumped me Tied me up, and dumped me in the back of a truck I was taken, they were shaken me up with a joint With a gun at my head to reinforce the point And they said "you'd better leave" And I said "there ain't no way" I looked at the gun, then I said "Well, ok" But as I got on the plane to break out of the place I said "hey, remember the face" 'Cause I'll be back to attack, and this you can know But I've got to go, 'cause [Chorus] Last stop, it's the motherland (yo Kish, you went to Africa?) Nah, Japan Return to learn of the roots in a search to prove When the brain is fed, I'll bust loose Readin' the race, the lies that are hidin' And bring new vision forth to the consience Son of the rising sun land to stand as one It runs in the family, Shogun Met the masters of mind who asigned me a task To kick a rhyme solo, fast or slow To do it with the knowledge and wisdom A hundred and eighty degrees of beats give them Bow to each of the teachers and left for the west So ends the eighty day quest Now I'm back, but I'll be leavin' again Before you know, 'cause I've got to go, 'cause [Chorus]