Kirsty Maccoll - England 2 Colombia 0 lyrics

Oh you shouldn't have kissed me and got me so excited And when you asked me out i really was delighted So we went to a pub in belsize park And we cheered on england as the sky grew dark Oh you shouldn't have kissed me cause you started a fire But then i found out that you're a serial liar You lied about your status You lied about your life You never mentioned your three children And the fact you have a wife Now it's england 2 colombia 0 And i know just how those colombians feel If you hadn't pa**ed out while i was talking to your friend It could have really ended badly cause you very nearly had me If he hadn't taken pity on my heart full of desire I might never have found out you're a serial liar You lied about your status You lied about your life You forgot you have three children You forgot you have a wife Now it's england 2 colombia 0 And i know just how those colombians feel It is not in my nature to ever pick the winning team Sometimes i think i'm happy then i remember it's a dream Now it isn't in my nature to ever pick a winner I always pick a ba*tard who would have me for his dinner I can never possess the object of my desire Cause he's bound to turn out to be a serial liar Ok i didn't mention my kids, i thought i'd wait a bit But i am free and single and he's a lying git Cause he lied about his status He lied about his life He forgot he had three children He forgot he had a wife And it's england 2 colombia 0 I know just how those colombians feel So i got into a taxi and sobbed all the way home Called my friend up in sao paulo and cried down the phone I played some tragic music and i lay down to die But later i woke and i hadn't stopped crying You should never have kissed me, you tasted of deceit Your perfume was adultery but i'm not a piece of meat So i'll be the one that you couldn't acquire I found out in time you're a serial liar You lied about your status You lied about your life And i pity your three children And i pity your poor wife Now you can go to hell I'm going to brazil Still it's england 2 colombia 0