Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right B, A, Select, Start, I'm trying to unlock your heart From years of walls, and when Hyrule falls I'm hoping that the things I do are working to connect with you I see that you frequent my shop I'd like for you to know my name The call me box 138 I think, we are due, for a walk Cause like me you pull from the middle And skip the books up on the top, so... Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right B, A, Select, Start, I'm trying to unlock your heart From years of walls, and when Hyrule falls I'm hoping that the things I do are working to connect with you I wish I could know what you dream Are you flying high without a care? Do people often stop and stare? Cause you're both a girl and fan I bet it's hard to join the rest With fanboys staring at your chest, so... Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right B, A, Select, Start, I'm trying to unlock your heart From years of walls, and when Hyrule falls I'm hoping that the things I do are working to connect with you Even though it's improbable, it seems that this could go my way I should take a risk, then like Wilson Fisk, be the Kingpin of this day Then you turn around and say hello, and everything's okay That night, when we went on a date Our goals in life we talked about while sipping on a Guiness stout Until we drove back to your place I said we should do it again That's when you stabbed me with a pen Because you planned to murder me Cause you've been stalking me for weeks And then shoved me in your house And punched me hard right in the mouth And warned me that I shouldn't scream Or you'd gut me like Wolverine This date had turned out kinda s**y I thought i was getting lucky Not cut up in little bits And served up as your favorite dish She's a man-eater I'm told Like the song from Hall & Oates Influenced by The Temptations Played on the 60's on every station I don't know where this song will end But I don't care because I'm dead Whoa oh, cause I'm dead Whoa oh, cause I'm dead Whoa oh, cause I'm dead Whoa oh, cause I'm dead I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead