Kinky Friedman - Men's Room, L.a. lyrics

(buck fowler) I saw a picture yesterday In a men's room near l.a. Lying on the floor beside the throne. Had i not recognized the cross I might have failed to know the boss, I thought, I picked it up with lovin' care, I wondered who had placed it there, When l saw there was no paper on the roll. I said, If you were me and i was you, Take a chance, save your pants or your soul ? Then a voice said, Well, i've got these pictures of me, I mean statues, you know they're everywhere. Well, i may seem i come from liverpool, And then on the other hand i may come from france, But if you don't get off that toilet, well i'm just gonna have to dance. I saw a picture yesterday in a men's room near l.a.