Kinky Friedman - Asshole From El Paso lyrics

(chinga chavin, kenny We don't have no lovin's in el paso We don't go to p**no picture shows We don't swap our wives with our neighbors And we keep our kids away from mexico. And i'm proud to be an a**hole from el paso A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered. You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos Ta-ta-ta-tacos And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour. We don't wipe our a**es on old glory, God and lone star beer are things we trust. We keep our women virgins till they're married So hosin' sheep is good enough for us. And i'm proud to be an a**hole from el paso A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered. You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos Ta-ta-ta-tacos And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour. I'm proud to be an a**hole from el paso A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered. You walk down that street knee-deep in tacos Ta-ta-ta-tacos And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour