We went one day about a month ago (a-ha-ha) To have a little fun (a-ha) Mexico We ended up in a gambling spot (oh yeah) a-ha-ha Where the liquor flow-owed and the dice were hot So here we a-are in the Tijuana Jail Ain't got no friends to go our bail So here we'll stay 'cause we can't pay Just send our mail to the Tijuana Jail I was shootin' dice, rakin' in the dough (long green) And then I heard the whistle blow We started to run when a man in blue Said "Señor, come with me 'cause I want you." So here we are in the Tijuana Jail Ain't got no friends to go our bail So here we'll stay 'cause we can't pay Just send our mail to the Tijuana Jail Just five hundred dollars and they'll set us free I couldn't raise a penny if ya threatened me I know five hundred don't sound like much But just try to find somebody to touch So here we are in the Tijuana Jail Ain't got no friends to go our bail So here we'll stay 'cause we can't pay Just send our mail to the Tijuana Jail So here we are in the Tijuana Jail Ain't got no friends to go our bail So here we'll stay 'cause we can't pay Just send our mail to the Tijuana Jail