Hey Mr. Wilson, I'm glad to shake your hand And... it's nice to see you too, and yes I understand That I'm not to take it personal although we look like people And it could be my son on the chopping block But I'm sure he'll understand You're at the table, and you seem nice enough (Oh it's daddy, he was mad, he came took my ball and bat he...) I just can't figure, are you for real or not? (Called me brother, sister, mother, shook my hand now calls me "sir") And I'm not to take it personal Although we look like people And it could be my wife on the chopping block But I'm sure she'll understand I'm sure we'll understand And I'm not to take you personal Although we look like people And it could be my head on the chopping block But I'm sure I'll understand I'm sure we'll understand NO! We don't understand! Hey Mr. Wilson, do what you have to do (Lay the pipe, the apple's ripe, I'm going to Japan) Is that good enough?