I saw you sitting on the pavement Watching the goose-step of the crowd You were a picture of rebelliion A kleptomaniac and proud Well I should've seen it coming From miles away Kiss the pavement goodbye And say hello to the ice age Queen Jane You've got everything to fight for Queen Jane You've got everything to lose Queen Jane You've got everything to live for And there's a lot more people worse off than you I caught him looking for employers With his macho pressgang crowd Belsen would be his EuroDisney He'd like to work in immigration now Well let's just pretend we're human beings For a while Chronic shyness Can drive us to a smile Queen Jane You've got everything to cry for Queen Jane You've got everything to win Queen Jane You've got everything to die for And there's a lot more people better off than you They say your vacant face Helps the tourist trade If they could see you in your leisure time...well! A funny thing happened on the way to here The headlines read like the end was near For Queen Jane They say your vacant face Helps the tourist trade If they could see you in your leisure time...well! Queen Jane You've got everything to fight for Queen Jane You've got everything to lose Queen Jane You've got everything to die for And there's a lot more people worse off than you Queen Jane Queen Jane Queen Jane Queen Jane