What's Richard got That I haven't got It's not that hideous grin That puts every girl That sees him in a spin You say he's funny and he's nice And you listen to his advice Well maybe listen to some of mine 'cause it will save you Lots of pain and time Honesty k**s the best of us And liars like him Claim the minds of the rest of us The news is all he wants you for The noose is all he's good for Remember Richard said "The broken hearted are easy to bed" Don't be gullible and kind He just wants to get his pockets lined I say he's a heretic And a fake And he deserves to burn at the stake Put his ashes by the fruit machine Think of him every time you win Honesty k**s the best of us And liars like him Claim the minds of the rest of us The news is all he wants you for The noose is all he's good for People only see What they want to see It's a symptom of life's hypocrisy People only see What they want to see That's why you're stripping naked in his back seat People only see People only see what they want to see People only see People only see what they want to see The news is all he wants you for The noose is all he's good for Oooh, oh! Oooh, oh! STRING HIM UP!