Like to spend his days with dangerous deeds Like doin' his shoppin' in Oxford street He said there's nothing left at home for me Let me go I'm not one to ask you why When I can see why I'm not one to ask you why When I know why That's no way out at all But it helps you Six foot tall he wore pointed shoes With soles that made him look six foot two I do what I do coz there's nothing to do Let 'em know I'm not one to ask you why When I can see why I'm not one to ask you why When I know why That's no way out at all Bend the rules If he could just hold out til the tourists arrive Seems he spent all night on the M25 Going round circles is how I survive Let 'em know That's no way out at all