Yes, you made me whince You said I'd like to write a letter To praise a famous murderer for his deeds And the headmaster said you would go far And you sit alone in your room It's amazing what you do with a bottle of perfume We've found a place for you to stay Yes, you make me cringe You said Pica**o was a cripple because he murdered very little And a baby just can't enjoy the war Idiots think about girls I will be on the front of the News of The World We've found a place for you to stay We've found a place for you to stay And the Police are fools And the Police are supposed to rule you And the Police are fools And the Police are supposed to rule you You can walk in the alleyways at night You know I've got my pride Neighbourhood watch - It's a popular pastime But it never solves any crimes And Coffee doesn't wake you up And Coffee doesn't wake you up And Coffee doesn't wake you up It tastes It tastes It tastes It tastes