[Intro] *phone ring* -Yo -It's me -Oh -I'm just gonna say I'm due in October! -Ahh sshh... [Verse 1: Tech N9ne] I was kicking it with this chick for a minute She picked me to hit it, real stiffly I sitted He spit then we quit it Then I told her to miss me and splitted Quickly I lit it up, no problem to get it up Then she called and said she needed me to help her get rid of what?! A baby! She said she wanted me to k** it No evidence, blood - Don't spill it I'm saying at first, I didn't feel it But then I started to ponder on what was coming up yonder A baby by a fling made days seem really somber So we both were in agreement, the baby I seen it Thinking of k**ing it made me almost fall to the cement This ain't a job I can do myself, I ain't got the brain for this So I called a homie in Kansas who was trained for this He said the way I rap and make skrill for a living He said he k**s for a living For the grip span, he's a hit-man So I paid him a fee, he told me what date it would be Me and her was down, but I really don't think the baby was G So we three road to Kansas, baby probably thinking we scandalous Can't even walk and we band his life Man is trife, walked in and he told us to relax I sat and he took her and baby to the back Before I came I smoked some dope to calm me They came back and she was baby-less and she was looking like a zombie Baby gone (Baby gone) Were we wrong? (Hella wrong) Gotta move on (Gotta move on) Let it alone (Yeah) I dropped her off but she didn't hate me for k**ing the baby She said she still wanted to date me, crazy! I'm riding and I'm thinking "Why?!" I took a life but I ain't tweeking I know God probably thinking I should die! [Hook: Tech N9ne] Real k**er (That is me!) Real k**er (That is me!) Real k**er (That is me!) This is what you call a what?! Real k**er (That is me!) Real k**er (That is me!) Real k**er (That is me!) I don't really give a f**! Real k**er (That is me!) Real k**er (That is me!) Real k**er (That is me!) Know that ain't nobody iller! Real k**er (That is me!) That-is-me, that-is-me (Ma** murderer) That-is-me! (Natural born k**er) [Verse 2: Tech N9ne] A couple of years later, I'm creeping with this chicklet Little thick chick, hit it raw and gave her triplets I need to learn to hold my liquid So I called my man in Kansas City, Kan I told him I needed him to do it again After he put 'em away, I asked him "Homie, how could you be so raw?" He said to me "How could YOU be so raw?!" We scattered, one year later I splattered in the same chick She wanted to have it, but I made her do the same sh** So I murdered five kids of mine I'm 'bout to sit in hell a lifetime bid for mine Cause of abortion (No more) Abortion, now it's blown out of proportion Insane... Never again [Hook]