[ VERSE 1 ] Yo check it, there's a girl around my way Don't ask for names, cause I won't say She's a real pow-wow who likes to play Nah, dukes, her name ain't Fay This girl couldn't be 19 or more Always waggin her tail and on all fours Real big hips with legs so healty I asked her who's her man, but she won't tell me Every now and then she might spend Sometime with another female's boyfriend Why? I don't know, maybe for fun If you got the burger, she got the buns Who you do with it, is your own thing One time she nominated me the Burger King I think of it now, even as I rhyme We all determined she's a real good time But a stunt Is just like a blunt Burnt And a hoe Yo dukes, they burn you slow [ VERSE 2 ] A pair of tight pants is all it takes And the next thing you know, old Jimmy's awake Believe that, Jimmy has to get loose I recommended her to be my personal ma**euse She's a real fly girl if you get to know that Take her to a party, watch her throw that Party into gear, like she was a jeep Four-wheel drivin into the sheets Stunts Are just like blunts Burnt And a hoe Word dukes, they burn you slow [ VERSE 3 ] The more you listen, the better it gets I still haven't mentioned the girl's name yet Anyway I continue, I do intend to Say a little more, not to offend you Baby, maybe you enjoy the diss Tell me, love, do you remember this? One Monday night it was me and the gees On the avenue puffin the sensi Hasheem and Foundation was on the phone I broke out to see if you were home Got to your house, went around the back You had on a night gown with nothin underneath that Took me in your room, hung up my coat Asked me if I wanna play _Love Boat_ "Yeah, how do you play it, remember?", I said Then you pushed me into your waterbed Raised my sail, squabbed the deck Came up and put a hickey on the side of her neck Worked me over and got undressed Sent me home and said I needed to rest I went on the ave., weak as a mouse Build wasn't out there, he was at your house Stayed for an hour, then he left Shabazz went in, Melquan went next Hour by hour, minute by minute I wonder if you cleaned it before we got in it A few days later I said wait a minute I saw all the Gods sittin in the health clinic Stunts Are just like blunts Burnin And the hoes Word em up, they burnin slow Check it out: [ Doctor ] I have some good news and some bad news for you guys The bad news is: you guys are all dripping But the good news is: I have these penicillin shots for you] [ VERSE 4 ] There you have it, see what I mean? Served my justice by a big bu*t in jeans Now I know the actual truth Never again will I mess with - If you can rhyme, fill in the name Don't get upset, just play the game Remember her bark is worse than her bite I wonder who the girl is with tonight Maybe a drug seller, a crackhead, drunk And he's nothin but a donut ready to dunk She's nothin more than a female hound Doin 3 to 6 years in the dog pound But stunts Yo dukes, just like blunts Burnin And the hoes Word em up, they burnin slow I hope my girl ain't checkin this out, man I'd be in crazy trouble But yo, I'ma get with y'all brothers later, man Gotta go take this dosage, man Peace