[Round 1: Pigsty] "I stay humble spitting ravenous flames" Don't act like that's something that you didn't actually say You've been advancing your game, so much has happened and changed But that was 0-10, I'm still f**ing laughing today GZ in the show now I bring it to the foreground He wishing for the know how to mimic what I wrote down This profound, your whole style look old now like dos noun Four pound a whole round put Soul down like Motown Oh wow, while I'm on the red eye back You'll hold a fresh ice pack against your head like that This KO make the KOTDTV website crash That fade with you? Mace Windu, now Jed eye's/Jedis black Stu in his prime, same as when as when I'm losing my mind You're stupid to try this like using a noose as a tie Wanna roll with me? Rogan speech: 'You'd be surprised' At what I do with one eye like I was Yuki Nakai Get threw to the side, with your leg broken, Greg Oden Canadian west coasting I claim it like Seth Rogan Yours is just another life taken so Jed hoping Yo hang is a d**h omen, his grave getting left open Your pen game d**h Note? sh**... mac game... friend zone That's a great anime catchphrase, yeah no The Shinigami eye that can see when y'all will die Rip the pages out your d**h note to relieve that long goodbye Casket maker, got you set up for the d**h that is comin A gladiator chop your neck and show your head to the public I said it what of it? Long as someone credible judging This a W on the table like the element Tungsten f** him [Round 1: Soul] Pigsty! You've got sh** eyes You're a bit blind... on this side.. Pigsty! We made it big time On the big stage, I battled Sketch and Osa... You got got k**ed by Gin-I Pigsty! They say you got replay value, that's a big lie Cause that battle has 18,000 views, and there's no way 9,000 people watched that sh** twice!! Pigsty! You getting chicks right... Heh, this guy... More groupies than Ha**lehoff and Asher Roth and didn't have to go to college My soul is Scottish, we built a wall and broke the Romans on it Your ancestors sold your land for whiskey and a broken compa** Tap both his pockets, I'm coming after Pocahontas' gold deposits That's a figure of speech, cause spitting with me, your stock drops f*ggot k** this native if he sleeps on me, smallpox blanket But wait nah... his grandad's a bad man, cause he always says he stepped on snow Stupid motherf**er he wasn't selling coke, he was an Eskimo I told him Raging Bull one of my favorite movies, he's like that's f**ing insane! I'm like yours too? Nah, it's my dad's government name People were confused asking why Sketch has made this match Cause I got feathers in my cap like I impersonate your dad You cheapen Sketch's scene, I rekindle Sketch's buzz So you aren't in my league, and shouldn't be in anyone's I been doing this since '07, before Drect lived off his channel You're the poster boy for long term fans who think they can battle Bruv the first battle I watched, where they never spit frees Was Jones vs. Mook, that's how I fell for this scene Your last battle, you went head to head with Lil G They should have called the video Battle Rap: 2015 I don't care if he wins this round, I'll give him this one I just wanted to tell you, you adore battle rap, the sh**'s in your blood You perform for free, post on forums, as a journalist plus, give us all plugs So how does it feel to be k**ing the authenticity of the thing that you love [Round 2: Pigsty] Ignorant native jokes, man? That's amateur at best Like you know about the Coast Salish inhabitin the West We shook hands and when we met it was daps, it was respect Until he turned to me like "you're a hunter/gatherer, correct?" The way you dress is like steampunk or emo kinda You look like Eyedea... hired a medieval stylist King Leonidas, he wants to be just like him Dog, you're what happens when you pick thief on Skyrim And I don't wanna see no comments from your Scotland people Any sh** they talk, zip it Scott, Dr. Evil All he rap bout is real sh**... like how pleated kilts fit Honestly f** are you Groundskeeper Will Smith? See his girl lives in Canada, he lives on Scotland's southern shore They met online, they went on Skype, he sings to her and strums a chord Serenaded her for just a while, and he MEANT those words he sung for sure They were "iiiii would walk 500 miles, and iii would walk 500 more" Nothing says Jed is all on his lonesome Like your Tinder radius set to across an ocean Avocado tries to get her in the shot with soul It's like some KOTD x eHarmony cross promotion He hits his local post office with his pockets loaded What's the cost of postage to mail the b**h of box of roses The whole staff there recalls you from that awkward moment You tried to ship yourself but cried and got claustrophobic f**ing creep, you should hit the brake pads on shorty She looks so under aged I bet she's f**ing named statutory You're Dave Masters homie, no? Ain't that the story? Well off top I just place y'all in the same category People talk about my eye, that's the window to my soul Let's talk real life, here's a window into Soul's: Would be sitting in his home, f**ing single and alone If he didn't have Microsoft Windows and his phone [Round 2: Soul] Why'd you leave your country for battles... Don't act like you ain't annoyed... Aight man... you've made your point Sketch Menace... Pigsty...f** me I'm Top 5 in my country, he ain't Top 5 out of us 3 Forget Top 5 KOTD You ain't Top 5 out of GZ You ain't Top 5 out in B.C Little native motherf**er you ain't Top 5 in your teepee Bro, you're facing a Top 5 writer in battle rap You ain't even a Top 5 writer in battle rap.com bro the articles you've written fam' Are worse than Laura Tarsi's weekly round-up of Battle Rap Instagram He in the loop, interviews, gossip in the interludes Got the nail gun in the boot, so watch me Chris and Snoop Chris's snoop I guess pig is butch, not cause he's blind, cause he's known as a b**h That means I'm good money, so if Stu touch me, then he knows what it is I'm roasting this pig over the spit, without smoke and a stick You better pick a god pray to it and hope it exists Cause its a lock when I snap like a doberman pit if its owner was Vick I'm bout to show him the Jits, they'll need Rogan and Mick Goldberg for this I should have omoplated 'um... cause showing this b**h the cold shoulder was hip But nah I'll Gogo plata him, choke him in this... throat in my shin f** showing him my style, I'm showing him his and I'm doper with it A better coach then Freddy Roach, you can't even throw the mitts Lemme take it full circle and you didn't even notice the sh** like a solar eclipse The fact the scene is open to him, is why dope people quit Eight years ... now my opponent is this... Little f*ggot who gets to rap about toasters and clips Feel like Danny Glover hanging up his phone on the bridge Cause when his holster goes click.. *sigh* Feel like I'm getting too old for this sh** [Round 3: Pigsty] Done with him now, my guess is that he'll never be the same Just another stone I'm steppin on to get a bigger name Sketch isn't your "mate," he just gets you on the plane f** his money's worth, I'll give him every penny to his name Entering this game was a selection that he made So my pen isn't to blame for whatever that remains Souls writtens, ghost, that's no reference to Arcane I mean you're Soul and I'm Raziel from Legacy of Kain You mad tho, stomping soul like Dr Scholls You threw an overhand and broke your hand on Caustic's nose Oh you posing as a grown up man I don't forecast your Throat can stand this Charles Oliveira anaconda choke Lock, control, eye sockets pop explode This loss take a lot from Soul like rock n roll A qualified oceanographer like Jacques Cousteau Just from dropping all the bodies that I've caught off coast Straight... chilling, or crazed villain, Wade Wilson Blade spilling type a on the paint sealant Act like I can't k** him, that was the mistake Isn't it great when favorites fade, makes you think different Trey on his lips like Toni Braxton Split rappers mugs (Muggs) so now I'm Soul Assa**in Or phone your fam and see how much your folks can cash in This a deal with the devil, hold Soul for ransom Say your ho can get it, n get no contention Me n Soul get tension, that's my sole intention Brogue kick toe impression on your solar plexus Reach advantage long distance like your co-dependent Y'all offered me some cheap work, must notta did your research You wanna talk to me you gotta talk to Lil G first Cause he's church, so don't be tryin to raise some hell Soul you aiight but take your own advice: behave yourself [Round 3: Soul] He just f**ing proved my point, says he's aiming those clips? With those eyes if you put the trey to my lips you'd aim it and miss They don't have to give this cat a rack to watch his sight fade You eye game's Pai Mei's students in a blind rage So if he thinks I'll lose that ain't the only way that his vision skewed But I want you to stare right in my eyes... So look at him while I'm k**ing you So talk about my girl, but my chick shining, wrist blind 'em I'm Anderson Silva, with some bait strikes stateside, I hates Thai Stretcher him off when it's breaktime Fox News called, they think you've got great eyes Cause it strays right, and your point of view's always from the same side You aim high and land very low Motherf**er gets his flow from a metronome I got hand-me-downs, I had to stretch the clothes You got hand-me-downs from your genetic code He has phone calls with Jack Thriller when he's feeling depressed He's like "What's it like to see our your right eye?" and he's like "What's it like to see out your left?" Then the Three Way connects and Manaz Illz is like "why are you people upset? At least you can get to see your reflection..." Oh wait he's ugly too, that's why life has got him down He don't know whether knowing what he looks like is the silver lining or the cloud Too harsh? b**h sue me I'm pissed he can spit to me He like this a win/win too, he wins if he lives through me In the back of the barn on Animal farm, should have skipped truly But I didn't duck so i'll never let Pig rule me You get hit twice Windfury, in truth I'm a bit goofy But take Kim to me I'm big when he spit Juicy Like "He Loe style" but this the En Son, Inoue One eye, going out on his shield, Nick Fury I know I talked about his eye for a whole round, but it's the same theme that I'm using Cause you dissed Fingaz for his hand, can you see the conclusion? The scene that your grew in, you cheapen and ruin So it's better to not be able to pick something up, than not be able to see that you shouldn't