King of the Dot - Tricky P vs Charron lyrics

[Round 1: Charron] Ayo, y'all don't know what I'm gonna do when I start spitting Why the f** am I battling a cracked out Marge Simpson? Ayo, he could talk about Big L and think his rap is tough And then he listed some songs like, "Man that's rough." But this is the Danger Zone And this cat is up, you're not the MVP, you can't Put It On cause you're not Platinum Plus This is what happens I straight up know Big L is a legend, this is what happened this crazy flow I should break your bones It's like this guy is repping 139 and Lennox when he face Charron Cause I put him in the Danger Zone Yo, this is how it go when I rap for all I'm on the microphone and I [?] tall You do your lyrics sh** but I the all Big L and Charron too advanced for y'all Watch how I'm going and my rappers I spit well You thinking you dope, you got the no red hair but I put the Devil in Hell So you could talk about Lamont Coleman that sh**'s swell But just bringing that up gives you the Big L And this rapper legit I'm f**ing smacking this b**h Man your writtens are wack when you spit You gave me tissue but your lyrics I could wipe my a** with that sh** I'm producing it true During your round I jerked off into that so my cum was on you See we could've won the 2 on 2 Grand Prix but he didn't wanna So do you FeelGood about the five G's that it cost ya? Are life is like a That 70's Show season with drama And this is the episode where Eric Foreman finally beats the sh** out of Donna I'm about to snap any second for this chain of aggression And use my hand as my weapons like Alexander Ovechkin But if you brandish a weapon I'll grab it and slash you with random aggression Like I'm bu*ton mashing in Tekken Until I have him dead in 2012 like the Mayan calendar ending If I bang ya b**h even when I die she'll be asking for seconds When she opens up the casket I'm getting head in the box like I'm Brad Pitt in Seven You told me your deepest secret and it's sad and pathetic You haven't been laid since 2007 And that's the reason why you need to buy pills to help you battle depression See you have an obsession with jacking off and imagine the vag' that you're shredding If your s** life was made into a movie they'd sell it in the Fantasy section I know this intensity's random and everyone in Calgary's asking the question Like, "Why is Michael Cera so f**ing mad at the dad from The Jetsons" You stare at Feel Good with a ma**ive erection And get so lost in his eyes...you have to ask for directions You think you can beat me in this battling session well you can't P/pee So you're in/urine trouble like a bladder infection Your loss to Sketch was turned promo for complaining and b**hing If I'm a loser, last thing I'ma do is blame the division You got Hollohan to switch the verdict cause you're certain on the tape it'll be different He's like Tim Tebow the way he goes asking G.O.D. if he can change a decision See all you have achieved is the most losses in the league And getting bodied since the 10th grade Cornered by a king so now I walk in for the check mate Rich, Sketch, Mischief now I'm calling this your d**h date You've been raped so many times you got a scholarship to Penn State It never felt great More people have heard you yell "rape" than Neckbone's cellmates So add another L to his record, I'm someone he never could outsmart You're orange and die every time you're on camera, like Kenny from South Park The day I lose to this dude who's more weak and nerdy Is the day you admit I wrote half your sh** for Soul Khan and you reimburse me I don't believe in mercy When I watch this rape back on tape you'll be feeling dirty Like when the priest or clergy sees a jersey of Theo Fleury Ayo, and during battles you just talk talk talk, all of the time Yapping while y'all are rapping interrupting all of your lines Yesterday I swear he was crying as he f**ing came out like [?] Like, "Oh my God I think someone just got shot outside." So right now, I'ma end this off Half the people here still think you're a battle fan And half the people here think I'm the f**ing camera man Listen bro there ain't no you k**ing me You a Tricky P you not an ill MC I do this with imagery and symmetry The way I spit it off the dome you ain't ripping me See, half of this round was f**ing freestyle Let's see that done by this b**h MC You couldn't spit from the top of the dome if you loogied off The Distillery [Round 2: Charron] Ayo, he brought up Milhouse and The Simpsons so I'll murk this ginger Cause you know I can rebu*tal about the Simpsons cause my verse is sicker What happens to your dick when you f** his dirty sister Is like ranking Homer's bosses, it Burns to Smithers See I can go with freestyles with Simpsons that sh** nice Your girl got tapped last night it looked like my back was sliced by an Exacto knife I made her s** my big dick and then she pa**ed out right She was like, Ned Flanders, she pa**ed out from the foot long, that sh**'s right But I'ma keep going cause this is how I do and I'm rare true Your girl blew/blue head like a Marge Simpson hairdo Hey listen, you know I'm honestly amazing, when I drop it it'll graces What the f** is this guy even wanna even call me up a racist? I hate you, Pingu, you talking like a f*ggot I ain't Pingu I got your girlfriend walking like a penguin And what was that? Anakin Wow, Star Wars, you got a sharp rhyme But listen your girlfriend's p**y so loose and I got a smart mind So you know I'm just like The Force the way I turn to the dark side And listen, if you wanna talk about Star Wars, Anakin you have the gayest nights You and FeelGood buy glow in the dark condoms and have light saber fights See your compliment battle makes me wonder You're such a nice guy you're a straight up s**er If you walked in as I raped your mother You'd make me pancakes for supper with chocolate chips spelling out "Hope you date each other" You rap to the beat in your head as I bang and thrust her Like, "I'm kinda happy you didn't wear a rubber Or an*l f** her cause with the looks of this crazy youngster and my amazing mother He's guaranteed to make me a beautiful baby brother." See this battle reminds me of DNA versus Dizaster a lot Cause you've been dissing Calgary behind their backs so people would react in The Dot Against Whatevski you said, "Everyone in Calgary is a Flamer", like that sh** was hot I dare you right now to say "Everyone in Calgary is a Flamer" Man up and talk Say "Everyone in Calgary is a Flamer." [Tricky P] I never said that [Charron] No, don't switch that crap up on the spot Say "Everyone in Calgary is a Flamer", that's what I thought Listen Tricky...PG-13 You sister is honestly scum, she's as raunchy as they come She's so grimy that every guy that eats her out put a condom on their tongue If Tricky spat that line here's how that would sound like "Da na na nah na na na nah Got your girl sipping ginger beer on my tour bus Said she had a ginger fetish for the past four months So I said it sounds like you got yourself an Orange Crush." And stop texting me gay sh** when you're drunk It gets so repetitive I never wanna be getting lemony beverages And checking Ellen Degeneres He, gets so obsessive when he's sending me messages It's like, "Forget your s**ual preferences, let's have a friendship with benefits." See when my hair goes gray I'll be like, "Dang, I ain't 20 anymore." When your hair goes gray you'll be like, "Yay, it's better than before." You're the most oblivious person I know Like bro there's a problem When your little sister told you she got Knocked Up, you said, "Seth Rogan is awesome." See Trick's you're my boy so how do I go abouts telling a friend That he hasn't been relevant since 2010 Stop phoning me for rhymes I got nothing to lend Call me noon on April Fool's Day I'm making Trick's come to an end See he's turning a few grooves like he's learning some new moves You're a singing ginger the term f*ggot perfectly suits you If you've ever been trolled online it's finally time to burst out like, "whoo whoo!" Cause now there's finally a video of Rick Roll being murdered on Youtube Listen Tricky, you're not interesting you're really just a wack MC Since that rapper isn't here I'm showing you no Apathy Why do they say you're showing constant improvement when you're constantly losing? If Apathy was here he'd be honestly booing And him and Celph Titled would tell you to Stop What Ya Doin' If you didn't get that line then it's time to get put on to their music Right now you're getting slain til you got a contusion And in the Grand Prix you'll catch another beat down like the Chris Brown Rihanna reunion [Round 3: Charron] Give me back my f**ing water bottle dip sh** Yeah that's right you saw him spilling his sh** like it's mad light Bro you just got me wet but that's karma for what I did to your sister last night? Cause you guessed it, it's more, yeah she's an Exorcist who*e And he did some weird sh** during that round I wouldn't have any of it gore You swallowed a red pill, like every b**h who's had s** with you before Seriously though, Calgary I'm gonna need some crowd participation for this I'm just gonna do a little snap Yeah, Uno Lavoz baby Y'all used to think Tricky P was the greatest The more you sing in them battles the less we singing your praises Tricky P gets it shaking like this dude was in Glee This is rap b**h a High School Musical 3 Yes you have conviction but your writtens just ain't hitting So there's sh** you be spitting man it really is a gimmick All you do is sing a lot just write your raps an honor If you wanna be the king of pop I'm Michael Jackson's doctor Thanks to all the guys who just snap But don't you find that it's wack that Tricky hears that same beat in his head every time that he raps? Cause Tricky gets so jittery when dropping a flow And then he looks both ways like he's crossing the road He vibrates, he gyrates He tries to take off and this guy just shakes lots like he's Michael J. Fox I'm like a ninja, you know I'm like a ninja If you black don't get mad cause all I said was "ninja" I'm silent when I hit ya, my mind is f**ed like Hitler I wish he'd saved the Jews and instead he k**ed the gingers The instrumental that you hear has f**ing got the swag of noodle soup You're such a f*ggot that the beat inside your head was probably made in Fruity Loops Stop singing them songs Tricky Minaj That sh** is mad awkward, just spit your raps proper If I wanted to hear a sh**ty singer in this city I'd go to Nickleback concert Check yo' purpose yes your worth is Try to do a battle and remember verses When I'm in a Grand Prix bet you're nervous I'ma take a trick out like an escort service He chokes in half his battles and it seems so upsetting Cause he can't remember he keeps on forgetting He's thinking he's thinking we see that he empty So Tricky I'm thinking the "P" stands for "Pesci" In accapella's you ride beats, your seems set in stone That high speed metronome is a substitute for substance just like cheap methadone Facing me you're scared, I'll have this guy reach Heaven slow Till this Trick is just an Angel in the air like a Mind Freak episode See you pretend that you're nice but stop acting like it's true How come when I got rushed last year you let me get my a** kicked by those dudes? You were the one mouthing off after you had a couple brews And they stomped my chest, this coward left til my abdomen was [?] People think of Tricky P like, "That's the nicest dude." But even Drake in Degra**i High is more of a stand up guy than you And his freestyle at the end, bro that was stupid If you wanna actually freestyle b**h... Yo, shut up What was that girl saying man? We should get Too Tall to be kicking you out I mean, stop talking b**h or I'll get someone to stick a dick in your mouth I mean really, we're trying to have a f**ing rap battle Yeah I'm gonna diss this fat chick You've had so many coat hangers inside of you your p**y looks like a winter jacket Listen, that is how you freestyle you shouldn't be talking anymore If you do that I'll get f**ing Too Tall to Uncle Phil toss you out the door So listen, you can do your freestyle at the end and come up with great sh** But you just doing this way back since grade six I come with amaze flips you can never go take this I got him laughing and I know that you hate this Cause you know that I drop rhymes, yeah I got a raw mind That f**ing dance we did was the most pause worthy sh** of all time Yo, well after this I'm sorry for dissing fat chicks, I'm not really an a**hole This is one of my best boys and we'll still be friends after this battle Let's go