King of the Dot - Caustic vs Daley lyrics

[Round 1: Daley] Your last battle was a** Daniel I mean your raps lack style, you white socks with black sandals You a point guard with bad handles Soldier on the front line that doesn't have ammo Nah, you a skinny linebacker that can't tackle But sh** if you win that cash a**hole Me being drunk you know that the act's natural That I feel the urge to run up and f**ing Jack Daniel Ayo... f** man I gotta go, f** [Caustic] Haha I called it. Haha So who should I rap against? [Round 1: Caustic] Oh! Walking out like that was f**ing extra bad But I must say that was an awesome impression of your dad I said what's up Calgary?! I like y'all, y'all my type of audience Y'all the type to give a dude love even if the angles are obvious Nobody knows who the f** he is so don't mistake his co*kiness with confidence I take a lot of steps to make sure this Alcoholic remains Anonymous This is Caustic 2.0 That means I'm coming to f** you up Last night Matt Daley blew a 2.0 had to get his f**ing stomach pumped Yo, I hope I win this battle cause I'm robbing the runner up Shotgun to your mid section that's a f**ing stomach pump So what the f**? These white boys wanna be shooters now Stupid f*ggot thinks this sh** is URL Proving Grounds You need to choose a style cause every time you move your mouth All I hear is how Real Deal used to sound This muhf**a thinks he's Real Deal on steroids Nah muhf**a I said I bet you get a real deal on steroids Yo you think you got the balls to battle Rich or face PH? Your nuts are probably f**ing raisins by now from all the HGH Yo, your last couple joints were extra awful All those bars over jokes bullsh** is just another trend to follow How you gonna battle 24/7 with the style 24/7 modeled? You're not 24/7 just cause your kid sleeps in a Room Full Of Empty Bottles Just be yourself Matt, cause everybody that raps hates you It's like a constant gamble He's constantly beating on black at the craps table What you ashamed to be white? You gon' make up a life and rap fables? Let's be honest, Johnny Walker is the closest you'll ever get to a black label So f** bars over jokes, cause f**ing bars don't mean anything You're a f**ing alcoholic piece of sh** you choose bars over everything [Round 2: Caustic] I said out in Cali I'm a star with indo rolled up Somewhere in Calgary right now his kid's locked in a car with the windows rolled up That's cool man, I heard you got a little boy named Owen That's awesome, why don't you go home and give him the attention that you owe him I mean, how you gonna talk sh** about my nose? Like that's never been done Compared to you my nose can provide a better shelter for your son Yo, look at his f**ing shirt, he's like Michael Jordan of child abuse If your son ever comes out of the closet he was probably just trying to hide from you Yo, your girl says you've been bringing your work home with you sh**'s becoming a problem I hear you deal with dry walls a lot, at least you and your girl got something in common I mean, since you been with your baby mama the b**h has not came once I mean don't you work in construction dawg, step your f**ing caulk (co*k) game up So if you wanna play family games best believe I'ma catch a body Cause if I roll up in your full house at least five die, now I'm playing Yahtzee Still repping Team Hockey Now a days I play the goalie Slayed Shinobi just to watch his blood hit the ice like Braydon Hopey So what you acting like a star for? Just stop it it's weird Just a bald a** b**h somebody call Brittney Spears You can pray to Jeff all you want but G.O.D. isn't here You the next to die, got Tetris rhymes, one bar make your whole block disappear I'm not tripping That sh** that Caus' spitting be sicker than raw chicken The plot thickens like pasta sauce in my mom's kitchen Yo the sh** that I've got written will leave him shocked and awe stricken Like the day you discovered your alcoholism is the reason your son suffers from Autism This is 100% facts, 100% non fiction And since I'm not a drunk piece of sh** when I talk God listens So f** you, you only care about yourself b**h, I'm not kidding The world doesn't revolve around you just cause the room won't stop spinning [Round 3: Caustic] At the last event, Fingaz said, he already won the five grand b**h I will give you five grand if you can count to five on your right hand So let me get this straight So y'all call Fingaz 'Fingaz' because his fingers isn't there So if we're playing that game then who the f** is this, "Hair"? I mean, you know you're f**ing drunk when you try to pick a fight with the biggest dude y'all I mean that could've been a million hits on Youtube f**ing Too Tall versus Cue Ball I mean he's got nothing to do y'all He's just shoving c**aine in his face I mean I'd call you Mr. Clean but that just ain't the case I mean you got a face that says you've done blow most of your life He's a heavy drinker, he's up to a bottle of Rogaine a night I mean the last b**h that had s** with Matt Probably gave birth to a flex fit hat How you standing in the ring trying to flex on cats? You in the circle swinging on nothing like next at bat So let me guess, McKnight was gonna beat you so you tried to attack a minor He was at the beach all week came back with sand in his vagina Yo, since I can't murder you literally, I guess I gotta murder you with lyrics Funny a drunk wandered into the distillery to get turned into a spirit Ever since you made your Premier, you wanted to make it an occupation But respect is Hard To Earn especially when you can't drink in moderation No More Mr. Nice Guy this sh**'s a game of Concentration So here's your Moment Of Truth, let's see if you can hang with Caustic's hating Every time you Step Into The Arena you blame intoxication And you get kicked out of The Ownerz cause you created an altercation You gon' be Above The Clouds when your liver fails from complications And you'll be on the way to see Guru once those doctor's botch that Daley/Daily Operation Rest in peace Yo, you let a best friend pa** cause of substance abuse Probably not the best time to brag about all the d** that you do That sh** is a direct slap in the face to anybody that has love for the dude Look it's quiet, take a look at everyone in the room And there's all thinking the same thing like, "God. Why the f** wasn't it you?"