If only x 4 If only x 4 If only we could turn our heads into melons Then we could squeeze them And they would produce delicious juice If only we could turn our heads into breads We could slice ourselves up and make sandwiches [sandwiches] If only we could turn our heads into cheeses We could jump into a mushroom omelette And make it taste oh so much better Turn our heads into leaves of lettuce Hanging out with the salad bowl With tomatoes and carrots and some blue cheese dressing on top That would be quite fine I think If only we could do that [If only x 2] But we cannot We cannot turn our heads into any kind of food at all It simply cannot be done We must look elsewhere for answers