King Missile - Farm lyrics

"Oh, how delicious!" the Pig Boy squealed As another rush of pure pain came over him Then Pig Boy declared "This is what Pig Boy truly lives for Pig Boy shall wallow And sing in the mud and the blood If only Pig Boy's eyes could be eaten by ants If only Pig Boy could postpone joy forever If only Pig Boy could become Bacon Boy Pig Boy is tired of the struggle." Just then Farm Boy came And chopped off Pig Boy's head As Farm Boy ate the bacon, He began to feel queasy "Say, Ma," said Farm Boy "Are you sure this pork was prepared properly?" "Why, of course I'm sure, Junior," Ma quickly replied "Why would I want to poison my only child?" Just then Farm Man burst through the door Followed by the baby Jesus "I think you're evading the issue again, Martha" The big burly man shouted accusingly "And I think it's about time someone taught you a lesson or two" "You tell 'em, Dad," said Farm Boy Who by this time was rolling on the floor in agony Farm Man stomped the boy into the ground Walked over to the stove and turned on the gas He would have lit a cigarette But he didn't have any He had never smoked in his life And this was no time to start He stared coldly into Martha's understanding eyes Farm Man began to weep And he asked Martha if she wanted to go to a movie They went to see Sallow They loved it so much That they sat through it twice Completely forgetting the baby Jesus Who was accidentally locked in the broom closet And slowly suffocated