King Missile - The Indians lyrics

The Indians lived all over this land before we came and k**ed them That was very bad of us We thought we needed the land But for the most part We just ruined it anyway And now, nobody can use it That's the way we are We're pigs One of my favorite foods to eat is called corn The Indians call it "maize" We call the Indians "Indians" This is because Columbus thought he was in India When he first came to this land Some people say we should call the Indians "Native Americans" 'Cause they were here in America before us But before us, this land wasn't called "America" It was named "America" by a mapmaker who never even came here He just lived in Europe And made maps and when he found out about this land He just made a map of it And just put his name on it 'Cause he could That's the way we are We're pigs As I was writing this A co*kroach fell from the sky and onto the table I k**ed it 'Cause I did That's the way I am This doesn't really have very much to do with the Indians, though I guess I got kind of sidetracked Anyway, I hope you see my point