Once there once was a boy Who was very happy most of the time His life was almost completely complete He could sense however That there were two things That were missing from his life But he didn't know what they were One day, his family took him to an Italian restaurant The boy had never had Italian food And was mesmerized By all the exotic sounding names of the dishes He asked about the lasagne And it sounded delicious So he ordered it He ate the lasagne, and it was delicious The boy knew that one of the things That was missing in his life Was no longer missing