King Missile - Come Closer lyrics

No important pronouncements or announcements No words of advice or wit No words of encouragement, discouragement, or chutney He focused on nothing but the whole fruit 100% naturally delicious It's always been that way and It will always be that way This is an emergency Remove your mind at once and turn it in to the authorities This is your final warning Violators will be permanently exiled to paradise The year is one This is the conclusion of one series And the initiation of another It makes me see red It makes d**h crawl all over me Makes my muscles tighten And all I can think of is how much I would love To put my body through a paper shredder It makes me want to impale myself on a bed of nails Or jump into the big black cauldron of boiling oil It makes me want to twist my body round and round Tie myself in knots Tear myself in half Scream for joy and die and die and die and When it gets like this I just don't know what to do with myself I'm helpless And I don't want your help And there's nothing you can do anyway I just want to end it all And it never ends It never ends It's so pleasant here The swallows are singing Swedish and Swahili Please come closer I need you