King Missile - America Kicks Ass lyrics

(spoken) America totally kicks a**. Strongest nation on Earth. Nobody can kick our a**. Nobody can intimidate us, because we don't give a f**. We are motherf**ing hard like a gangsta with a nine by our side. Except there's no five-O gonna roll up and beat our a** down. And we're not really criminals, because there's no international law. No international law, because there's no international courts. And there are no international courts because we refuse to recognize any court that might ever try to stop us from doing whatever the f** we want. No trials, no courts, no laws for America. So we can do whatever the f** we want. And we're not even criminals. Doesn't that f**ing kick a**? What an excellent country! And we've gotten rid of the hypocrisy too. We used to make bullsh** excuses for whatever it is we wanted to do. We would tell the world it was 'cause of human rights, or because the country was a dictatorship, or attacked first – we don't do that anymore. We don't make bullsh** excuses, because we understand now. We don't have to justify ourselves. We don't have to tell the rest of the world sh**. We do whatever the f** we want for one reason, and one reason only: because we can. And all those other countries, they can s** our dick. They can bend over and take it up the a**, because the rest of the world is America's b**h. Half the world works for pennies a day to make us fat and rich. The deal is, maybe they get to eat, and we get cheap clothes, cheap oil, whatever we want, and if they don't like it they can s** on it, because the rest of the world is America's b**h. Because we are the lone superpower. And all the other little countries and continents are mere mortals at best. They are like the homeless: we just step over them on the way to steppin' on somebody else. They aren't worth the time it takes to piss in their mouth. We don't care. We're America. We kick a**! What are they gonna do? Arrest us? Ostracize us? Gang up on us? Let them f**in' try; we are America and we will f** them up! If they ever f** with us, we will just shake it off and use it as an excuse to f** them up some more. And the more they try to hurt us, the more medieval on their a**es we will get. Because we can. Because America is all-powerful. America kicks a**. And America doesn't have to answer to anybody. Unless, and until, God or the space aliens come to kick our a**.