King Missile - Water lyrics

(spoken) There is water in many, many things. You can live without many things, but you can't live without water. (I'd like a gla** of water.) This is a simple truth. Some might say, "Well, there's water in a lot of other things. So you don't really need water." (I'm very thirsty, and I would like a gla** of water.) To which I would say, "Don't be stupid. That's still water. And you still need it.(That's still water.) "If you took the water out of those things, they would still be those things. And you still need water. (Could I have a gla** of water?) "You need it in a gla**. You need it in your fruit. You need it in your toilet. You need it to wash your dishes with. (You still need water.) "Let's face it: Water is something you need. (That's still water.) "Not me, though. I don't need water. No, I'm different that way. (Different that way.) "Oh, sure: I drink it. I like it. (You need water.) "I love to drink water. But I don't need it. (Could I have a gla** of water?) "I can live without it. That's me for you. (This is a simple truth.) "But you can't live without water. You need it in your fruit." There is water in many, many things. (So you don't really need water.) You can live without many things, but you can't live without water. I don't need water. This is a simple truth. Some might say, "Well, there's water in a lot of other things. So you don't really need water." (You need it in a gla**.) Don't be stupid. That's still water. And you still need it. (To which I would say, "Don't be stupid. That's still water.") If you took the water out of those things, they would still be those things. (That's still water.) And you still need water. (You still need water.) You need it in a gla**. You need it in your fruit. (There is water in many things.) You need it in your toilet. You need it to wash your dishes with. I'm different that way. (Let's face it: Water is something you need.) Not me, though. (You don't really need water.) I don't need water. No, I'm different that way. I don't need water. (You need it in a gla**.) Oh, sure: I drink it. I like it. (I don't need it.) I love to drink water. But I don't need it. I could live without it. (That's still water.) That's me for you. You still need water. Could I have a gla** of water? (That's still water.) I'm very thirsty, and I would like some water. (That's still water.) That's still water. That's still water.