(spoken) My life as a cloud My life as a bowl of ahes My life as a plate of onion soup My life as a string of poloponies My life as a singing waiter My life as an insufferable bore My life as an overdue library book My life as a new way to be My life as a brand new car My life as a private detective My life as a way to get to Springfield, Ohio My life as a coloring book My life as a bush of ghosts My life as a Buddhist monk My life as a set of matching luggage My life as a new car My life as the horsehead nebula My life as a teenage lobotomy My life as an inflatable love doll My life as an end to all things My life as a new beginning Take my life Take my life Take my life I'm not using it